#fallc:start

[augustroberts-blog]

“The amount of shitty movies I watch on Netflix when I have days off is... incredible. Someone please take me out of this movie coma.”

[brbnatalie-blog]

“There’s nothing like getting blackout drunk in some stranger’s lawn next to a blowup Santa to really put you in the... holiday spirit.”

[jacksonirridess-blog]

“Hahahahahaha fuck you.” 

[wildheartedx]

{ annabel’s starter didn’t show up in the tag, so I’m going to repost this in the tag }

[brbnatalie-blog]

“So, I found the alcohol, but the guy who sells it is being such a dick. Like, I know I'm nineteen but 'Hello Titty' usually works with every bartender. Anyway, who wants to buy me a drink? Or five?”

[youthlessx]

“—Did anyone see the asshole belting Queen at the top of their lungs just a few minutes ago? I’m beginning to think that preserving my ears is going to be null very soon, with the fucking talent that’s going on around here I won’t even be able to keep down my coffee. I don’t know why anyone genuinely thought this was a good idea.”

[psdezra]

“I think there is a tear in this jacket… my change keeps falling out, and it’s getting harder and harder to fill this coffee addiction before I head over to the shop. I need my coffee before, the book store may seem like a dreary place that’s all dusty and smells like mould, but you should meet the owner — they talk slower than that guy from One Dalmatian…Henry Steels, is that his stupid name? –.. by the way, would you mind getting my coffee this go around?”

[citysomers-blog]

"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm just saying a smarter person would have seen that coming."