fmk duster gray wing thorn
Miranda this is evil. you are being evil to me. how dare you
this is @doktorpeace 's exalted character as drawn by @spitblaze and she's a revolutionary type gal with a peregrine falcon named Mr. Cookie Dough. she's very cool. of the three she is proooobably the most normal (this is a very low bar) and might be the best to marry. hard to say. I do want to hang out with Mr. Cookie Dough
I do love Duster but I don't think she's quite my type for boning 😔
they're @fallingtowers exalted character! they and Duster are both solars and both good at kicking the shit out of anything that needs shit kicked, but Duster is a lot nicer about it. Gray Wing could snap me over their knee like a toothpick (as could any of these three, but I would be most likely to be maimed by GW I think) and if we boned I might not survive (honorific)
marriage is a possibility because I know how damn dedicated their gay ass is and there's no better bodyguard spouse I could ask for
last and certainly not least is @mechanicalriddle 's character Thorn, who is a funny lunar like my guy. given his general unawareness of how society works or money or much of anything that doesn't pertain to wandering the desert and fighting monsters, I'm not sure that Thorn would be a primo marriage candidate
obv he is hot and I would be down for it, but I don't think he'd want to fuck me given his general lack of interest in fucking. I'm staying humble. that probably means I marry Duster, fuck Gray Wing, and kill Thorn and cry forever about doing that to him. he gave my character's adoptive children employees soooooooo much money
okay okay okay okay maybe the only fair way to settle this is to assume Thorn will make an exception for me because I am very polite and for GW and Thorn to fight to the death over who gets to fuck me. I'm already done being humble I guess sorry