#false advertisements

[oberstcult]

[beatsforbrothels]

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Rob Cave & The Other Guys - False Advertisements

[apostatively]

Well, THAT was disappointing.

I guess I otter have known better...

[eidak]

nobody beats mitch is closing

I guess somebody beat him

[morenavbby]

False Advertisements

I feel a little ripped off right now.

As a complete grown-up knowledgeable in various marketing ploys I fully expect to get a cute dinky little toy with my Happy Meal instead of just some super-hero post-cards and a pencil. 

[thehousesetfiretomyheart]

Fuck my face, fuck my name. They are brief and false advertisements for a soul I don't have.

[losxsvn]

false advertisements

there's a commercial where a guy wears a certain deodorant and then the honeydips start checking him out. I thought if I could push it to the next level so I used the same brand and looked for a cute girl. When I saw one i ran over to her and smashed her face into my armpit. She got all pissed acting all stuck up and shhiiieettt

[the-attic-to-the-left]

"In a house, by myself, I hear the ice start to melt and watch rooftops weep for the sunlight, and I know what must change. Fuck my face. Fuck my name. They are brief and false advertisements for a soul I don't have."

Bright Eyes - False Advertisements