Matioso has an army of rabbits and bunnies and they all jump you the second they see you bc ur their second favorite person ever.
Your just standing there, mug of coffee or whatever, just thinking abt idk some pie hiker who raked up an insane amount of debt or how cold it is outside then BOOM
20 rabbits.
You fall on your ass, probably dropping ur mug in the process or you're that quick thinking that you put it on the counter, they are jumping everywhere around you and squeaking. They are on ur head, shoulder, lap, legs. They are getting fur all over you. White fur all over the suit you just picked up from the cleaner (yes ur a made man or whatever in this)
They only get off bc they heard a bag being opened and they want treats. Well at least they're off and away, for now, but now you gotta worry abt the fur caked on your clothes and the maybe broken mug and coffee on the floor.
(there’s a game called bunny paradise, go play it to get jumped by bunnies.)
-fancy-talk anon
THE BOUNYS ARE SO CUUUTEEE I LOVE THE NOOISES THEY MAKE,,, WAUGHH
i heart this sm,,,, his bunnies jumping u bc ur their fav person's fav person........ UEUEUEUE














