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[evilsjin]

[evilsjin]

+ What are you real feelings about all the Ridge's you know. As detailed as possible please

“Uhhhh. Okay. I’ll start with the one I’ve known the longest. Ridgebitch.

I- I love him. I don’t really know what else to say. Sometimes he can be an ass, I don’t even remember half of our relationship apparently. I don’t know what he’s done to me, I know that he’s hurt me before. But, I always go back. He can be really sweet when he wants to, and I love how he’ll do anything to stay with me and keep me alive.

Ridgedong!

I gotta admit, I have an attraction to him. Its probably because of the other Ridge, or maybe just because he’s handsome. Doesn’t matter. He can be a real nag, and sometimes can be so annoying. ‘Sjin, why did you put poison in my food!?’ What a fucking scrub. I admire what he does, but how much power he has REALLY annoys me.

And new Ridge-

I haven’t talked to him a lot, but he seems okay. Sure, he punched me in the face and threatened to kill me, but I like bothering him. It’s fun! Nothing else.”

[evilsjin]

Bean: I FU CK ING

Bean: FOUND WHAT PARV AND SJIN NEED TO DO FOR RIDGES BIRTHDAY

Bean: YOU KNOW WHICH RIDGE WE NEED TO DO TGHIS TO

Bean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V-KWaJZNGM

Moosey: bursting out of his cake?

Moosey: thats EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED TO DO FOR RIDGES BIRTHDAY

Moosey: surprise ridge

Bean: okay but

Moosey: sjin uses actual handcuffs and forgets the key

Bean: parv and sjin dress up and do it together ;3

Bean: yes

Moosey: imagine ridge just like guys

Moosey: g u y s

Moosey: i only want xephos to do this

Bean: oh my god I cant breathe im laughing to ofucking hard

off his shirt without shame

Moosey: after the thing ridge just: "ok let me out of these handcuffs now"

Moosey: sjin: "now where did i put the key i thought i gave it to you parv"

Bean: "you never? gave it to me? I thought you had it"

[torchobsessedalien]

8. He lay awake all night. for fancycoatfucker

There were certain things Xephos has come to accept about himself. Aside from his complete jumpiness at everything and inherent heroism which he was constantly trying to restructure in this world his nocturnal sleeping habits were something no amount of long sleepless night could ever fix.

He stared up at the ceiling of their small home, listening to the snuffling of Lalna and Honeydew nearby. At least nights were peaceful which was a gift when living with the scientist and the dwarf. Still, their quiet breathing alongside the groaning of machines and gentle clucking of chickens outside had sparks travelling up Xephos’ spine.

Carefully extracting himself from their large and puling Honeydew’s arm gently off his middle, Xephos clambered out of their bedroom, grabbing his long red coat and draped it over his arm as he wandered outside. His striped shirt was untucked and unbuttoned, the previous day’s activities having exhausted him so much that he’d collapsed into bed without changing.

Outside, space was overbearing in its comforts and Xephos closed his glittering eyes, sighing happily as the stars greeted him. On the horizon, the gentle colours of dawn were already encroaching on the darkness of the night sky and Xephos turned deliberately away from the pastels to stare resolutely at where the darkness was strongest and the stars were brightest.

The silhouette sitting on one of their machines was very obvious against the stars and Xephos felt a smile tug as his lips as he walked over, running a hand through his sleep mussed hair. Even in the dark the rich colours of Ridge’s coat were clear and Xephos glanced up at him, knocking a fist against the godling’s dangling boot.

“You know if you wanted to talk about your problems you’re more than welcome to visit me during the day,” he said, smiling lightly, “you don’t know to visit me in the middle of the night. People may talk.’

[evilsjin]

Hey Sjinny boy, I got a question for you. Can you define your relationship with all the different demidudes you have talked to?

“If you insist.

The new Ridge is more of just a joker who I love to bother. Nothing has really happened yet, so I can’t really say much about him. He’s cool I guess, just as annoying as the other one.

The Ridge I have a kid with is probably the nicest I’ve known. He hasn’t almost killed me in a while! I think he’s a great guy, and a great dad, and I love the face he makes when he gets mad. Grumpy. 

The… oldest Ridge I’ve known for hundreds of years. The first time I met him he almost threw me into a volcano, but now we’ve been dating for a very long time. He can be so sweet one moment, but then turn on a dime. I don’t really… remember much…” His voice gets significantly quieter, shifting uncomfortably.

“He erased a bunch of my memories. He says it’s for my own good. I trust him, and when he’s nice to me he’s a great boyfriend. Just… when he’s not. I don’t want to talk about when he’s not. I love the idiot.”

[evilsjin]

# [via fancycoatfucker]

    - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Asshole v3                             - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

It depends. If Sjin makes it out of that thread ALIVE, then him in a maid outfit. If not, a picture of him looking very annoyed and unamused at Sjin, with a photoshopped flowercrown on it.                             - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Burn It Down- Linkin Park                             - my muse’s last text to your muse

[file sent- a picture of Sjin doing a silly selfie on Ridge’s roof]

[text] im not IN your house.

[evilsjin]

Who’s up for a sitcom about the Dogs’ bratty family.

[evilsjin]

After about the 7th ask, Sjin gives up, activating his jetpack and beginning the long, long search for the new Ridge’s base. It was something to do, if anything. And eventually they would shut up about it.

He didn’t expect, just as his jetpack begins to run low, that he would find it.

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