Sep 14, 2017
What she says:
My dog slipped a disc and is supposed to do as little moving as possible so I found a way to prohibit any mid-night pacing and make sure he snuggles next to me all night.
What she means:
I think my dog is Kira.
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What she says:
My dog slipped a disc and is supposed to do as little moving as possible so I found a way to prohibit any mid-night pacing and make sure he snuggles next to me all night.
What she means:
I think my dog is Kira.
"I learn something new every day. People aren't that different from flowers - in order to know about them, you have to embrace the bitter and the sweet, both in them and yourself. That's how we know who we really are. And that's how we grow."
- Snow White with the Red Hair
Whooooops I accidentally a new anime to be obsessed with 🙄
I'm watching Rogue One for the first time and eating a vanilla cupcake this Monday 1AM is LIT
Tbh
I am so, so overwhelmed right now. Work stuff, life stuff, pet stuff, personal stuff, MORE work stuff... And all I wanna do is draw Dedenne. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm gonna put away all the stuff from my fam staying with me (pillows, sheets, blankets etc), clear the hall table, and put away all the new books I bought. And if I can accomplish all that.... I shall draw Dedenne 😊 So look for that. Or not. Depending on how the evening goes.
Pokemon XY
So um. The Pokemon theme song. Was fine the way it was. Why mess with a good thing?
even though the Team Rocket song remix on Pikachu’s Jukebox from Indigo League is the actual best thing ever so you know sometimes it works but
Also in this first episode, Ash is achieving some Luke Skywalker levels of heroic whining XD
It's all normal here.
My parents are watching GoT Ep9
... so naturally, there are about to be spoilers for that episode, because I asked to watch it with them via Skype to hear my mom’s reactions to everything.
These are those reactions.
Dany’s first dragon: *rises up*
Mom: CACKLES MANIACALLY (1)
Some dude: *gets stabbed*
Mom: Oy. OY! Oy!
Dany: Dracarys.
Mom: NICE, girl. Nice.
Tyrion: *lays down the law*
Mom: Wooooow. Wow.
Jon Snow: *rides toward Winterfell*
Mom: YES. Yes. It's TIME. Yes. (my dog barks at the horses) No. No. (to Jon) Yes.
Ramsay: *pulls out wolf's head*
Dad: Not a lot of them wolves left.
Sansa: You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well.
Mom: Yesssssssssssss.
Ramsay: Tomorrow, bastard.
Mom: I DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE A QUICK DEATH. I was disappointed by Joffrey and I hope they satisfy me more with this one. I do not want him to die a quick death. I do NOT want him to die a quick death.
*Pre-Siege of Winterfell*
Mom: Are we gonna have dragons come swoop down -?
Dad: Wrong world.
Mom: *disappointedly* Oh.
*Mom pauses episode a few scenes later*
Mom: I'm going to make a prediction that Daenerys and her dragons are going to swoop in and kill all the whitewalkers at the end of this series.
Dad: Makes sense.
Mom: Because the only thing that can kill them is fire, right?
Dad: Seems like those two things wouldn't mix well.
Mom: Fire and dragon whatever.
*Davos walks out into the snow*
Mom: Oh, God, is he gonna die?!
Dad: No, that's the fire. Where they burnt the little girl, Stannis's daughter. Which is why we saw that in the preview.
Mom: Aww.
Davos: *loops up dramatically*
Mom: Uh-oh! The red witch?! Uh-oh!
*nope he was just looking up dramatically, scene ends*
*Daenerys makes a pact*
Mom: (laughs) She's never shaken hands with anyone before!
*clasp forearms*
Mom: Yaaaas!
*aerial shot of army*
Mom: Oh my GOD. Oh my God!
Dad: Who are those?
Mom: Those are all his guys?
Dad: HIS guys?
Mom: Bad guy's guys!
Dad: That he burns?
Mom: Oh, I don't know.
Dad: Who's that on the crosses, burning upside down?
*Ramsay starts leading Rickon out*
Mom: Oh no! Does he have the child? Oh no. Oh NO! Does he have Rink-on?
*Ramsay brings Rink-on forward*
Mom: Oh God.
*Ramsay pulls out knife, lots of tension*
Mom: Gonna cut his ropes.
*Ramsay cuts his ropes*
Ramsay: Run to your brother.
Dad: He's gonna shoot him while he's running.
Mom: Yeah.
Ramsay: Those are the rules.
*Rickon starts running*
Mom: Is he gonna send his dogs after him? Serpentine. SERPENTINE! Serpentine! GET ON THE GROUND! Oh my Goooood, he's gonna grab him just as that arrow pierces him. *arrow hits him* OH! *Rink-on is dying* Ah! Aw. Well, we knew he wasn't going to survive.
*Army starts forward*
Mom: Jesus GOD!
Mom: Wow, great shot though. Great shot.
Mom: Oh my God. (lamenting) Oh my God. Oh my GOD. (in chock) Oh my GOD.
Dad: Doesn't look good.
Mom: Oh my God. Oh my GOD.
Mom: (re: Ramsay) I want to see him be TERRIFIED.
Mom: Take a shield! TAKE A SHIELD!
Ramsay: Yield!
Mom: God Almight!
Ramsay: Yield!
Mom: JESUS CHRIST!
Ramsay: Yield!
Mom: STOP WITH THE FUCKING ARROWS. This is a very different type of battle than we've ever seen on this show.
Mom: Oh God. Oh God. *Jon's troops are surrounded* Oh FUCK! *the enemy marches forward, impaling people* Oh no! Oh God! Oh my FUCKING GOD! Oh no! Oh God. OH GOD!
Mom: SOMETHING'S gonna happen. That witch better come up with some shit or something.
Mom: Wait who WAS that guy TO him?
Jon Snow: *almost gets trampled*
Mom: (somehow yet ANOTHER different intonation) Oh God. Oh GOD.
*Petry appears with army*
Dad: Blackfish Army.
Mom: Who?
Dad: It's the Blackfish! Right? Blackfish's army!
Mom: I don't know, but I want to see him [Ramsay] SCARED!
Dad: MAGGIE WHO THE HELL IS IT?
Mom: NO! SHHH!
Dad: Little Finger. YES BITCH.
Mom: You couldn't have gotten here twenty minutes earlier?
*Littlefinger's army swarms*
Mom: YES. YES. SWARM THEM. YES.
Dad: YES SANSA.
Mom: Oh my GOD!
Wun Wun: *breaks down door*
Mom: YES. YESSSS. Why don't they (indecipherable) to this fucker?
Wun Wun: *is shot by arrows*
Mom: (heartbroken) awwwwwwwwwh.
Mom: (re: Ramsay) Oh BRING that fucker DOWN. Goddamn. But Jon's too tired to fight now! Goddamn.
Wun Wun: *dies*
Mom: Aw -
*it was Ramsay*
Mom: Of course that fucker.
Dad: (to Jon's army; re: Ramsay) SHOOT HIM.
*Jon starts beating the shit out of Ramsay*
Mom: YES. YES THANK YOU. Let's see him SCARED. Yes, THANK you. No! Don't knock him out! Arguhgjakh.
*Bolton banner down*
Mom: Yes.
*Stark banner up*
Mom: Ahhh YEEEEEES.
Dad: But he's not dead?
Jon: *looks at Melissandre*
Mom: Is he gonna kill her? He should.
Sansa: Where is he?
Mom: Yes. YES! *laughs and claps*
*cut to Ramsay in chains*
Mom: Ohhhh, make it slow and lasting, Sansa.
Mom: The only problem I have right now is that he's not TERRIFIED.
The dogs: *start creeping out*
Mom: Ahhhhh yes. YES! Yes. Oh-hoh yesss.
Mom: *pauses the show LIKE A SOCIOPATH*
Mom: Oh I want to savor every MORSEL. I want him to be SO frightened.
Ramsay: My dog would never harm me.
Mom: *CACKLES LIKE A MADWOMAN* (7)
Mom: (to the dogs) Slowly! Starting at his feet! NO! Piece by piece!
Dogs: *eat Ramsay up nom nom*
Mom: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.
Mom: *MOST MANIACAL CACKLE EVER*
Mom: Except the only thing is I still feel like he died too quickly. I wanted the dogs to eat his fingers one by one and then his toes and just devour him bit by bit so that he felt as weak and frightened and powerless as he made people feel his entire life.
*long silence*
Dad: (quietly) I didn't want the giant to die.
Bonus round: Mom's further MANIACAL CACKLES - 2 when Greyworm convinces them to drop their weapons, 3 when Tyrion approaches the one Master left alive, 4 Ramsay: "my beloved wife," 5 Ramsay "I am a man of mercy." 5 Jon Snow strategizing before the battle (for some reason???), 6 "all we have to do is wait" *Wun Wun starts pounding in door*
Mom's "hmms" of thoughtfulness
1 "No one can protect anyone," 2 ". . . lead us through the wrong night. I was wrong"
TFW the 1 train isn't running but it's kind of okay cuz your cab ride to see Wicked is a business expense so you're like wow I guess I picked the right career?