Fandom Problem #14,553:
Story: (Has a shady looking character in a mystery who also acts highly suspiciously)
Me: THAT'S OBVIOUSLY THE VILLAIN!
Story: Character, in fact, is not the villain. This is a story about not judging a book by its cover or jumping to conclusions.
Me:....Well, now I feel bad.
This only happened to me once, just so we're clear.















