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[anti-savior]

the funniest part about the dsmp in retrospective is people would get so mad for making queer headcanons about obviously queer characters and then basically all of them were true irl sooner or later anyway

[anti-savior]

dsmp fandom circa 2020 and 2021

[i-readanything]

yes i know its 2024. yes i know the fandom. but this is like one of those fics ive read so many times over the past few years and i never get tired of it so urm now im forcing you to read it https://archiveofourown.org/works/38026312/chapters/94979446

Oops they’ve revealed how long I’ve just quietly been reading fics on my own!! Waugh!!

So. Dream SMP. Sbi. I’ve done this tango before, read many many fics with them when that was all the rage. However ☝️ I never really got into criminal / crime aus. But I did really enjoy Meet the Millers when I watched that however many years ago, so I’m going into this optimistically. Important note, I’m very aware of the stuff going on with WS and I don’t support that piece of shit at all. Onto the review!

Overall Thoughts:

While presented as an SBI fic, most stories in this are definitely Tommy centric. It’s very much a fic characteristic of the culture of 2022 mcyt fics, so it was a fun nostalgia blast and a charming read. Of course, as with many crack fics published after the infamous TommyInnit’s unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death by eneliii, the ending has a sudden heartbreaking turn and a whole dramatic conclusion, but unlike TUMOASD, it comes back to being fluffy and shit! Big win!. 4 stars!!

More in depth thoughts down here vvv! Wanna submit a fic! Check my pinned post!

First Impressions:

Always love to see a fic that actually includes Kristin! This one heavily implies it’s a crack fic with no plot, but I’ve seen things tagged as such accidentally stumble into having plot, so I suppose we’ll see. I’m curious if it’ll be Tommy POV or hopping between POVs- based on my experience, a lot of these SBI fics written in this time period tend to be Exclusively Tommy centric or it sporadically bounces between perspectives. Excited to read!

After Reading:

You ever read a fic and become Incredibly Aware of the year it was written? This one had very very 2022 fic energy in it. Lots of Pogchamps and Poggers and within seconds of the fic starting, Tommy gets two cops killed as a 9 year old and just moves on with his day. 10/10. Throwing every single trope at the wall in the first chapter- Tommy’s super long middle name, the Theseus title, strangers being incredibly evil for no good reason, etc. it’s great. Huge huge nostalgia blast.

Things just kinda Happen and people randomly appear, and while it’s not the most eloquent fic I have ever read, it’s cute and fun and that’s all that really matters, eh? You can definitely tell the person who wrote this isn’t an adult but that’s part of what makes it so charming. A relic of its time, I had fun! My favorite part was when Kristin decided to bring weed brownies to a parent teacher meeting. Why? I have no idea. Cannot even begin to comprehend the thought process behind 90% of the crimes done in this fic. It’s great.

My only criticism is really just. Every single non named character is bafflingly evil. Random man on the street? Evil. Random parent at a school event? Evil. Every single stranger is just the most cruel and mean person you can imagine to the main characters and it gets really funny the longer it goes on. But it also does get a tad repetitive. Otherwise huge fan of this silly crack fic.