Jun 27, 2017
Entry 27:
Me: *runs downstairs to mom*
Me: guess what?
Mom: what?
Me: told sis I wasn't gonna share the waffle brownies with her because she seemed snippy about how brownies couldn't waffle
Mom: but they don't waffle well,do they?
Me: well I put soapy water into the waffle iron to help clean the gunk out, she tried to eat the brownies out of the waffle iron
Mom: *barely contained laughter*yeah?
Me: she ate the soap-water soaked brownies.... oh my god
Mom: oh my god, give these to her. *hands the ^good^ brownies I gave her*
Me: aye aye captain