Spider-obsessed Trans Girlfriend: "I haven't seen him in a week... must've scared him off. OF course, why would a guy with so many cute girls around him want to date someone like me..." Rentarou: "Kumoko (not that one)! I've been looking for you!" Kumoko: "Me? But.. I thought...." Rentarou: "I admit the spiders did freak me out at first. Then I had to go to the hospital because one bit me, but I'm all better now!" Kumoko: "I thought you ran away because I was a boy!" Rentarou: "What? But you're not a boy, you're a beautiful girl." Spider: *starts crawling around on Rentarou's face and he doesn't flinch.* Kumoko: "I... I want to be a girl, but... you saw..." Rentarou: *clasps her hands in his* "It doesn't matter if you're a boy or girl. I love you, and that's all that counts." Spider: *bites his face* Kumoko: *gasp* "The spider!" Rentarou: "It's fine. I spent the last week desensitizing myself and also building up an immunity to [deadly spider species] venom." Kumoko: *deadpan* "Rentarou, that's a [different, even more deadly spider species]." Rentarou: 😶 Spider: ::::3 Smash cut: *hopital*
