imagine moondae releasing his first solo album and during his fansign the rest of TeSTAR is literally lining up with the fans to get their albums and merch signed. fully undercover, absolutely unsuccessful.
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bae sejin
the most normal.
baese: congratulations on your solo debut. you worked hard.
moondae: thank you
baese: your songs made my days lighter. they helped me a lot.
moondae: *moved*
moondae signs slowly. writes something extra in the corner. he talks with the 'fan' comfortably until the next person's turn.
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kim raebin
walks up like he’s approaching a shrine. bows. sits perfectly straight.
raebin: h-hello. thank you for your hard work on the album.
moondae: thank you—
raebin: i especially appreciated track three. the modulation in the second chorus was very tasteful and the vowel shaping during the sustained notes helped maintain resonance without sounding forced—
moondae:
raebin: also your dynamic control has improved noticeably since last year, and the way you supported the high notes without pushing—
staff: sir—
raebin: oh! sorry. but just one more thing—
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keun sejin
is exposed halfway through the line.
random fan: whoa that fan is so tall
another fan: wait—
moondae sees him coming from three tables away.
moondae: you didn’t think this through, did you
keun sejin: i tried.
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cha eugene
already doomed before reaching the table. he’s chatting with fans like it’s a field trip.
eugene: wow there’s so many people today
fan: yeah!
eugene: this is actually my first fansign as a fan 😊 isn’t this fun
fan: yeah— wait—
forgets he's supposed to be incognito by the time he sits down:
eugene: Hi Moondae-hyung! We we're just talking about your—
moondae: *unimpressed*
eugene: ☺️
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ryu chungwoo
cap. mask. hoodie. voice lowered by two octaves. calm. composed.
chungwoo: hello. i really enjoyed the album.
moondae: thank you—
then he slides over a BOX.
moondae:
moondae: why is this a box
chungwoo (still in character): please sign all of them.
moondae: …hyung.
chungwoo: you have no proof.
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seon ahyeon
walks up clutching a stuffed corgi and a pair of dog ears like sacred offerings.
ahyeon: i-i… um… th-this is f-for you
moondae: …is this a corgi
ahyeon (nodding violently): y-yes
asks moondae to draw something.
moondae: *produces the world’s saddest amoeba with legs*
ahyeon: *genuinely happy*
ahyeon: i l-love it
moondae: *soft* thank you for coming
he knows it's ahyeon. pretends he doesn’t. gives him the full fan treatment anyway.
