#fantastic stuff

[pa-rou]

they went and set fire to my little guy

[swamplamp]

wait, hold on. i’m thinking about that "vems pojk e do" segment in KAJ 10 again and the amount of storytelling packed in there is driving me insane.

imagine a world where they’ve formed an industry-backed boy band in sweden. jakob loses all sense of self to the point of where he adopts some fuck-ass stockholm swedish accent. kevin has run out of poetry and whimsy and is moments away from getting back to the farm. axel’s here to babysit his useless boys and spit on their past. these are nightmare versions of themselves. NIGHTMARE. imagine a world where they made it to melodifestivalen. 👁️👄👁️

[makiitoh]

[and-prayers]

just read the best fanfiction of my life about tom cruise fucking a plane what the fuck is my life

[junkiepunkie]

weight loss vs fixing bloating is so funny to me

because weight loss tips are like “my top tip? Develop an eating disorder thst will cause you, just lifelong issues” or “eat nothing but butter and steak” or “eat in intermittent windows of 5 minutes every 16 hours”

Meanwhile fixing bloating is just “have you tried shitting your brains out??” “One glass of hot water in the morning and I guarantee you’ll be shitting your brains out!”

And the shitting works wonders almost immediately.

[kakusu-shipping]

YYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

i have a 3 main incest selfships: hizashi yamada x me (his child), shouta aizawa x me (again, his child) n oboro shirakumo x me (his sibling), theyre all from mha :)

w shouta n hizashi, im also underaged alot of the time, sometimes i am just barely legal (18-20) when i ‘officially’ get w them but more often than not im roughy 15-17 n have been groomed by them since at least middle school.

they adore me in their own, twisted ways, often giving me special treatment that they wouldnt give to any other child of theres or to any of their students. they take me on dates, dress me up n so much more :). hizashi tho, does have more of a habit of spoiling me n treating me to gifts n whatnot, a habit shouta does Not appreciate but knows too well as that is how hizashi acts towards ppl he has a soft spot for. shouta is way more stern n is more willing to punish me for misbehaving (even for minor misdemeanors), readily pulling me over his lap.

while w oboro, im often older than him actually, being his older sibling who grooms him. im normally a young adult in this case, being a 19-21 y/o, but sometimes im middleaged n sometimes im only a year older than him (hes 17 canonically so i would be 18). ive been grooming him since he was at least 14ish ? n since he first started the 8th grade (so late middle school). i often fawn n coo over him, but i do also treat my brother meanly at times, occasionally bullying him n calling him mean things, but i love my brother regardless, even tho im often so two-faced n moody w him :).

uuuhhhh i think thats it ? unless i have something im forgetting

King absolute legend god tier dynamics love this for you.

Everyone give it up for Augustine we love to see the fucked up shipcest

[starrycomics]

Gotham Knights #6

Barbara essentially calling Bruce a dead-beat dad for his treatment of Dick just satisfies something deep in my soul, Barbara Gordon you will always be famous

[shigarakislaughter]

COMGRATS ON 400!!!!!!! 400 kisses from me and tomura MWUAH MWUAH

me recieving 400 kisses from u and tomura