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I love going to halfling and gnome inns...But they're always so short staffed!
a country named after it's great ruler
but just the name
"Ah, Smithley? He's from George, yeah." "...from where now?"
Hey guys its 6:20 am and ive got a great wizard lifehack
Summon a sandworm and have it dig straight down til it hits water, then cast stoneskin on it. After that polymorph it to a snake of the same size then cast an aging spell on the snake so it sheds. Unsummon the snake, and youve got yourself a 5 min diy well
HUMANS DATING HUMANS: After years of going to taverns to meet someone, checking for red flags, making sure we had consistent beliefs, getting to know their history, testing for long-term compatibility, examining their teeth, and making a thorough pros and cons list, we finally moved in together.
HUMANS DATING ELVES: I left nuts next to an open window on the solstice and now I have a boyfriend
