Hello Dolly!

Former SimLit genfic author, current BG3 genfic author. Conscientious abstinent from the Tumblr laundry list. Mother to Brockley Rob (blorbo sense) and Gale Dekarios (shitposting).

[yourleastfaveperson]

The Frog of Waterdeep :3

I wasted 7 and a half hours on this I have other projects im supposed to be doing im about to crash out-

[dollyllama108]

HUMANS DATING HUMANS: After years of going to taverns to meet someone, checking for red flags, making sure we had consistent beliefs, getting to know their history, testing for long-term compatibility, examining their teeth, and making a thorough pros and cons list, we finally moved in together.

HUMANS DATING ELVES: I left nuts next to an open window on the solstice and now I have a boyfriend

[dollyllama108]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Ever wonder what Lae'zel was thinking during that long-ass music video cutscene with Alfira that happens while they're literally dying of tadpole and have to get to the crêche RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW? Or what companions would really do if druid Tav turned into a cat in front of them? Like you go in front of me and tell me there's no way Gale and Shadowheart wouldn't freak out about the fluffy kitty.

Also implied that Lae'zel ate this universe's equivalent of children's entertainer Raffi.

In terms of construction, this is probably one of the best chapters I've ever written. Everyone gets a good character moment, and this baby packs a shitload of foreshadowing for multiple romances and up into Act 3. So glad it's done.

[dollyllama108]

Answer this because I need to know

What would have to happen in Wyll Ravengard's life for him to go blond?

What conditions would have to be met for blond Wyll?

Discuss.

[animentality]

[quacaserous]

the inimitable (and unavoidable) morena dekarios

[snotoflathander]

Neil Newbon streams himself playing BG3 (if you're just finding this out, you're welcome) and he occasionally falls into some pure Astarion behavior. Audio from this stream, also featuring Tom de Ville and Halsin actor Dave Jones.

[dollyllama108]

wyll: you can't destroy my brand! I'm the Blade of Frontiers! there are songs! stories! i'm recognizable! i have one special eye!

mizora: look. look with your non-special eye.

wyll, seeing his new horns in the reflection of his sword: MY BRAND!!!!

[dollyllama108]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The much-awaited Kagha/Brockley debate. The Yoga Sutras of Patanjali show up. Population ecology models show up. Brockley doesn't know any of these words, but thankfully he has a translator.

All this reminds Wyll of his dad.

[tchaikovskaya]

i feel like that story about a 15 yr old trafficking victim being in 50+ videos viewed by millions and millions of people on porn sites should make some of yall reconsider how you feel about porn in general but that would require you respecting girls and women as human beings so im not even gonna get my hopes up there lmfao

[ericadams-ao3]

Remy's cute, but most rats don't have his culinary ability. And you definitely don't want him in your trash. You can find rodents and other vermin in unsecured trash cans.

New NYC trash bin rules start November 12. Residents have an 18-month grace period during which they will not be fined for failing to use an official Mayor Adams trash can. They're like the Turkish Airlines of trash cans.

Remember, kids: containerize. Stay unfined.

[dollyllama108]

Real tweet from the Mayor’s office.

x.com

[yoneda-emma]

I have been shown some incredible developments in the latex meta

[fandomantics]

It’s winter time in Baldur’s Gate! ☃️❄️🛷

(Karlach I’m so sorry 😭)

Inspired by word children’s books like Richard Scarry

[dollyllama108]

[obisooth]

after throwing all sorts of cc at this, I think this is the final version of Kar'niss in the Sims 4.

[dollyllama108]

@feroshgirlsims another babygirl for the list

[dollyllama108]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hiatus broken. It's the long-awaited Rock Scene. You know. The rock scene. The one where the rock happens.

LET'S GO

[dollyllama108]

Hi! Curious - you said in a post that you rp as Morena Delarios. How do you think she’d react to durge visiting to talk with her about Gale after he became a god? Per Tara’s request ofc.

Boo. Gods don’t give grandchildren. I’m looking for a good crop of ‘em—doesn’t matter if they’re blood related or not, just as long as he stops dragging his feet. Didn’t like Mystra for the same reason.

Say, was he human long enough to leave his mark in at least that way? I just want the gametes to coalesce. And are you still doing “the murders”? Because I do have a list, if you can be discreet.