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Wyrd & Wonder Fantastic Fives: Port Town
I’m a sporadic gamer at best, mostly because the majority of games aren’t made for me (I get motion sick with first person video games, am not at all interested in competing with others or with the in-game characters, and I have no desire to shoot anything). Sometimes a really awesome story will pull me into a game that I wouldn’t otherwise be interested in (side-eyes Mass Effect and God of War),…
Ludluda by Jeff Noon & Steve Beard
A big thank you to Angry Robot Books for my copy of Ludluda by Jeff Noon and Steve Beard. I can’t promise that this didn’t affect my feelings about it, but a book is a book is a book, however I acquire it, and I can promise that my opinions are my own. I am late with this. When I received my copy of Ludluda it was an ARC, but I got a bit mixed up over publication dates and thought I had far more…
Saga: Volume 3 by Brian K Vaughan and Fiona Staples
This is still me catching up on some things I read a while ago… The last time I posted about Saga was in 2020 (!!!) when I’d just read volume 2. Despite carrying on with the story almost immediately, I didn’t write up any further thoughts. I made notes and then just kind of left it at that. Having just finished having a blast with volume 5, I’ve decided to remedy this now. In volume 3 our…
The Honours by Tim Clare
It would seem that sinister houses featured significantly in my reading last year and Aldeberen Hall is a beautiful example of its type. It is 1935 and the Hall is home to the mysterious Society for the Perpetual Improvement of Man, a small group of fabulously eccentric characters, secret passageways galore and something troubling in the woods. Delphine’s parents have come to the Society and to…
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The Rabbit Back Literature Society by Pasi Ilmari Jääskeläinen (Translated by Lola M Rogers)
Stunning flying witch artwork by astromoali of 123RF.com People of the blogiverse! Be impressed! I have read my first 12 Challenge book for 2023!! This was both an entertaining and gripping exploration of writing and writers, and the overlaps between inspiration, memory, truth and stories. I enjoyed every minute I spent with Ella Milana and company in the small Finnish town of Rabbit Back and had…
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Tea with the Black Dragon by R A MacAvoy
Tea with the Black Dragon by R A MacAvoy is a peculiar little bundle of charm. #WyrdandWonder
Stunning flying witch artwork by astromoali of 123RF.com Bkfrgr’s quick-fire review: charm outweighs plot 10 to 1. Reread a dead cert. *BE WARNED: ONE MASSIVE SPOILER INCOMING* This is possibly the most non-fantasy fantasy book I’ve ever read. Other than the talk of dragons and a couple of super-human-ish feats of strength, what we have here is a tale of robbery and kidnap. But it’s written…
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Creature Crib: Script #1
We open on a mansion--- one that has seen better days--- somewhere in New England. Surrounding the building are tall trees, unmanicured shrubs, dead or dying flowers, and overgrown patches of grass. Preceding the property is an iron gate with a broken lock, and standing in front of it is a fairy.
The fairy looks at the mansion, then down at her phone, squints, and sighs. She enters the property and trudges through the wild front yard, nearly losing one of her shoes to an overturned tree root. Once at the front door, she removes bits of vegetation that attached themselves to her body and prepares to knock. However, just before her fist touches the door, it swings open, and she is pulled inside without time to comprehend what is happening.
Now inside, she is flung to the floor as the door is slammed shut behind her and locked tight. The fairy is flipped onto her back, while a tall figure is looming over her with chaos in his eyes that shocks her into silence. The figure inches uncomfortably close to her face and says….
“Did the landlord send you?!”
The Fairy (Hope): “What?”
The Figure (Sherry): “Were you sent by the person that owns this land?”
Hope: “No?”
Sherry: “What about the neighbors--- did one of them send you?”
Hope: “Again, no.”
Sherry: “The cops?”
Hope: “NO.”
Sherry: “FBI? CIA? Homeland?!”
Hope: “Why the hell would Homeland Security be—?!”
Sherry: “Answer the question!”
Hope: “NO!! For fucks sake, I was just here to answer the ad!”
Sherry: “Oh, why didn’t you say so?”
Now, as if the last couple of minutes didn’t happen, the figure smiles down at the fairy— she notices his fangs. Once again, he yanks her around like an old ragdoll and lifts her off the floor.
Sherry: “So, you wanna be my new roomie? In that case, allow me to introduce myself. The name is Sheridan O’Reilly, but you may call me Sherry for short…Unless the guy I buy meth from comes lookin’ for me, then my name is Bram.”
Hope: “Did you just say met—?”
Sherry (pulling at Hope’s arm): “Come on, let me give you the full tour!”
Sherry gives Hope a tour of the mansion, taking her from room to room so she can judge its quality. However, there is not much to judge, or rather too much to judge. Each room is shown to be bug-infested, full of random junk, covered in various substances, and/or missing portions of the walls.
Sherry: “First off, we have the kitchen and dining areas, with all the newest appliances and the finest dining table you will ever see. (Most of the appliances were made around the 60s and 70s, and the “dining table” is a ping-pong table).”
Hope: *Sigh*
Sherry: “Next up is the parlour, which I have personally decorated with only the highest quality furniture. I also have displayed some of my favorite pieces of art on the walls. (The furniture is either tacky, torn up, has a weird smell, or some combo of the three. Also, none of it matches. As for the art pieces, most are posters of obscure metal/grunge bands, and the rest are shitty homemade collages).”
Hope (with a fake smile): “It’s certainly a very unique space you’ve made for yourself, isn’t it?”
Sherry (proudly): “It is.”
Sherry (but now in a different part of the mansion): “Upstairs is where the majority of bedrooms are located and one of the bathrooms and the hall closet.”
*Loud moaning sound*
Hope (looking up at the ceiling): “What was that?”
Sherry: “Oh..., nothing. Something probably just fell over in the attic.”
*Even louder moaning sound*
Hope (fluttering up to the attic door): “Don’t you think we should go—?”
Sherry: “(Tugs Hope back down by the bottom of her dress) DON’T GO UP THERE!! (Turns her around and looks her dead in the eye) Never go in the attic, ever!!”
Hope (slightly terrified): “O-kay.”
Sherry: “And finally, we have the basement-slash-wine-cellar-slash-my-bedroom. Also, known as, The Shag Pad.”
A neon sign that reads “The Shag Pad” lights up out of nowhere, and more lights proceeding illuminates the rest of the basement. Now able to see it wholly, Hope notices that the basement is divided into four distinct areas: wine and other alcoholic beverages, one for storing random/suspiciously expensive items, one that looks like a mini sex dungeon, and one bedroom-ish area.
Hope (so confused): “Umm…, very classy.”
Sherry (proudly): “Right! Most people think it's weird that the sex dungeon is separate from the bedroom, but I think it’s much more classy this way. (Gives Hope a friendly, if a bit hard, pat on the back) You get me.”
Hope (uncomfortable and confused): “Ya.”
Sherry and Hope return to the parlour to discuss further possibly living together.
Sherry (smiling and rubbing his hands): “Sooo, what do you think? Roommates?”
Hope: “I…umm…er…The thing is, I don’t know if this is the right fit for me. The mansion is very…unique, and you seem to be a nice guy…, but I don’t think I should leave my current home yet.”
Sherry (curiously): “Oh, why’s that?”
Hope: “Well, I live with my mother, and she depends on me for chores and stuff. Plus, I’m not sure if I’m ready to live so far…so far away…from…”
Hope’s mind flashes to memories of herself and her mother living together over the years.
Hope’s Mother: “Hopey, when you get off work, can you run some errands for me? I even made a little list for you, so you don’t forget anything (unrolls a list 20 feet long).”
Hope: *Sighs*
Hope’s Mother: “You should cook more and eat out less; frozen dinners don’t count.”
Hope: “Mom, I work anywhere between 12 and 14 hours a day. I’m too tired to cook when I get home.”
Hope’s Mother: “Are you too tired or just lazy? Think about it.”
Hope (facepalming): *Groans*
Hope’s Mother (yelling into the next room): “Hope, how much do you weigh!?”
Hope (yelling back): “Why do you need to know!?”
Hope’s Mother: “I’m signing you up on a dating site, and it needs your weight for the profile!”
Hope (rushing over to her mother): “MOM!! You can’t sign me up for online dating without my permission! It's psychotic!”
Hope’s Mother: “Oh, please. I’m your mother, and I know what’s best for you. Besides, there are a lot of beautiful and successful women on here you’d love.”
Hope: “I don’t care. I don’t want to be on a dating site.”
Hope’s Mother: “ But look. This one is a lawyer, and this one is a doctor.”
Hope: “I’m a doctor, Mom.”
Hope’s Mother (condescendingly): “In child psychology.”
Hope’s mind returns to the present, where Sherry is staring at her expectantly.
Hope (smiling broadly): “You know what, I think my mom will get along just fine without me.”
Sherry (smiling back): “Does that mean what I think?”
Hope: “Sherry, you got yourself a roommate.”
Hope extends a hand for Sherry to shake but is given a bone-crushing hug instead. After he releases her, he sprints in the direction of his room.
Hope (confused): “Where are you going!?”
Sherry (shouting from somewhere): “Gotta get a copy of the lease for you to sign so we can make this official! Also, I gotta call my dealer for party supplies— we’re about to celebrate!”
Hope (flatly): “Of course.”
Hope sits in the parlour alone, listening to the sounds of Sherry hollering and throwing shit around looking for the lease.
Hope (sarcastically): “Well, this is going to be…Fun.”
