#fantroll fact

[omelettecorner]

Givana can’t smile 

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

fantroll fact of the day: chiroh and yartsa were flarping buddies and childhood kismesises! though it was more of a hatefriends-with-benefits sitch than anything tbh. yarrie was wayyyyy overfond of puns, the fucking nerd, and chiroh never got over how ey had a growthspurt and left her in the dust, and they were both p dickish by nature! a match made in hell.

(she’ll still bring the height thing up occasionally. like, she’ll be helping em eat and then just conversationally be like wIIw You outgrew Us You fucking traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw)

(yarrie, when ey’re okay enough to register that she’s talking to em, doesn’t really get it. but ey’re pleased by the faux outrage nonetheless.) 

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

fantroll fact of the day: chiroh is a horrible fucking person who goes out of her way to stalk and harass a ten sweep old pale widower whose moirail she killed. also she messed up his face and ruined his life. have i mentioned that she’s awful yet because she’s awful.

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

fantroll fact of the day:

while chiroh’s pretty obnoxious and abrasive usually, she drops the act when she’s got a job to do. she likes money and she likes being employed, and acting like a loony on a job is an awesome way to be neither money-having nor employed! girl doesn’t even quirk at work

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

fantroll fact of the day!

one of the new helms (tayget) had a shitty old plane that ey’d retrofitted so they could plug eirself into it when ey were a kid. it, unfortunately, did not provide an accurate view of what helm life would be like space stations can’t do sweet tricks 8(

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

fantroll fact of the day:

when they were kids, ely and tea had a joint crueltube channel where they did sick psionic stunts. ely enviously rewatches the vids when he’s having a bad day, watching his younger, unscarred self use his psi effortlessly. 

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

life happened so it’s been a while since i’ve posted a fantroll fact! prolly not gonna try n catch up on the backlog, but here’s today’s:

kester’s ears are cropped because he used to be part of a pitfighting ring not unlike geegee’s. the difference was they let people age out, didn’t just terminate most assets once they hit ascension age. if you can get him to strip, you’ll see that he’s still covered in faded, nasty scars. tyberi is very lucky that he didn’t decide to deal with her insistent black overtures with a fight. 

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

random fantroll fact of the day! 

dolios is super interested in helmsmen. just, like, super interested. they ask every helm or ex-helm they meet super invasive, uncomfortable questions about their captains and install and what they miss most so they can record it and put the information in their helmsman file. chiroh tries to curb them some, because unlike dolios she can actually pick up on people’s subtle ‘i am uncomfort’ signals, but she’s not always there to intervene. and despite the lack of malicious intent behind it, it’s still a pretty cruel thing for them to do.