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[derelictjet]

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Hey fellow teammates, just thought I'd let y'all know that I am currently writing a fanfic for SBARG. If y'all want your characters to be involved, let me know! The first post can be found here

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Knight: Ascend (SBARG)

Well, I finally found my quest bed

And I knew I needed to die to become a god-tier, so I overdosed on sleeping pills and went to sleep and when I woke up I was on Skaia as the Knight of Heart

And since Knights use their aspects as weapons...well, I dunno. How do I use my own heart or my own soul as a weapon?

Anyways, gotta go, I wanna explore that castle over there, Skaia is pretty cool y'know.

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SBARG: From the Land of Void and Lakes

Well, grist is no problem. I've got a fire-breathing, guitar wielding, pope hat wearing T-Rex as my sprite. Aside from the initial Imp cleansing, from which I procured enough grist to make my second prototyping, I haven't done much fighting. I'm a little concerned that if I let Tyrannosprite keep killing enemies for me, I'll never ascend any echeladder ranks. It would be embarrassing to be on Random Encounter Survivor forever. Boy is my Land weird. The whole planet is pocked with patches of nothingness. I slipped and almost fell into one, but I found myself on the other side of the Void Pocket instead. It's as if the Pocket didn't exist. Which, if I understand this right - and I could be wrong, I'm probably not a Void player, boy do I wish I knew what my title was - it doesn't. At least the lakes are pretty. And the gecko consorts are friendly enough. I've alchemized food and water for myself. I don't trust the lakes to have drinkable water. I hear from the geckos that Krom has poisoned the lakes, as well as caused the Void Pockets. I assume Krom is the Denizen? I use Google Chrome as my browser, so Chrome, Krom...yeah, probably. I doubt I could take him on now, me and my clubkind specibi. On a related note, I recently upgraded my weapon again. Now I've got both the Concussioneer, a steel baseball bat, and the Club With Nails, a wooden baseball bat with nails sticking out all over it. Alchemizations: Model of T-Rex && Picture of Pope Tyrannosaurus Awesome, scaled upwards till 2.5 times bigger than the average human (note: before making, required additional grist harvesting in order to meet requirements for both creation and size scaling) Plum && Apricot: Plucot (Which I believe was an actual fruit back on Earth) Lamp || Glasses: Night Glasses (Allow me to see things as if in daylight, even in dark places or at night) Duplication of contents of fridge Duplication of bottles of water iPhone 4S && Night Glasses (Night-Glasses with built in iPhone 4S features) Baseball Bat || Piece of Stainless Steel (Concussioneer) Baseball Bat || Nails (Club With Nails) Nails || Baseball Bat (Nail with Clubs, completely useless) Pants || Shirt (Excessively Tall Pants) Excessively Tall Pants && Cross (Righteous Leggings) Excessively Tall Pants && Star of David Pendant (another pair of Righteous Leggings)

[derelictjet]

> [S] Enter SBARG

LAND OF VOID AND LASERS (LOVAL)

Name: derelictJet

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Prototypings:

1 (one) copy of Douglas Adams's The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

1 (one) Maes Hughes figurine