Ghost in the Net

"I am the machine that reveals the world to you as only I alone am able to see it" - Dziga Vertov

[snapzie]

That moment when you have zero memory of how you got 5 girlfriends and 1 adopted baby sister but they still stick around your confused ass

[crossroadsbishounen]

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

[aph-lithuania]

this is the only post we’re allowed to reblog from now on lads

[hiratzuka]

[dghehzdehfzjk]

the black suits comin’ [twitter]

[bethyneville]

I honestly believe that people who lost their childhood, teenage years to mental illness and/or trauma are so strong for still being here. Especially once you’re about 18-25 and trying to relearn how to be in society and healthy and human.

Especially when you decide to work towards getting better.

Especially when your life isn’t where you wished it would be.

Stay alive okay? If you lost your youth, I’m sorry and I’m so proud of you for still being here. Keep fighting. Your best years are ahead of you.

[runningwithhelicopters]

“What box? I’m not in a box. You’re a box. Stop being crazy.”

[poupon]

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

This is it… this is the height of what memes and memetic culture can do and the purpose they can serve, and why it’s so important to have this freedom of expression and exchange. Protest, reference, the instant connection of ideas, heavy weighted messages conveyed by the simplest of means. This image speaks volumes about the state of internet politics right now, and it does so by omitting the most important and recognizable part of itself.

[plaidadder]

Also, look at the quality here and the effort the artist put into making Truth’s erasure so disturbingly seamless. 

[libraford]

(she escaped)

[synebluetoo]

Losing visuals on Truth is peak 2018

[haggord]

i forgot about the worst inquisitor i ever made

[invizibulla2]

Sopmod II | Gar32 [pixiv]

[aku-no-homu]

作業 by artist 汚ちゃん

[thnrthrtjhrthds]

[invizibulla2]

404 Not Found | MIYA*KI [pixiv]

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

[surprisebitch]

@staff​ 

[bobachar]

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

Why are the stunts in that shit better than in most action movies of the past decade ?

[scienced-deactivated20250710]

Passion.

[phuijl]

#you work a lot harder on things you actually want to do #versus things you may not want to do but are being paid for

[aku-no-homu]

SANGVIS FERRI BOSS 2 pixelart!! by artist sevenran (@thxkfm124)

[sinaskul]

“Hello, I’d like to feed him with care, support and spaghetti.”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

[ralsalot]

I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11

[official-lyzzystardust]

An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”

I did not give him a high five.

[myathesleepyoctopus]

A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”

[myathesleepyoctopus]

Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.

Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.

[shieldmaiden19]

Oh my god I love this. Thank you for letting those kids be the dorks all high schoolers are.