#faq you

[alexc1ting]

hey you, you useless bag of *enter whatever you have to fill that empty head* go on, continue to spy on me, copy my style, my ideas, even my actions: I will always be the original; you will always be the copy-pasting one and, deep down your intestines (which i guess being your actual brain), you know it.

Cheers 🍻

[joerdis-rosenpfeffer]

FAQ U

F: Ahh, schön, Du schreibst Gedichte!

A: Mmh.

F: Und was arbeitest Du?

[rensortiz]

What song best sums up your feelings about love and romance this Valentines Day?

“I haven’t really thought about it. Don’t particularly want to either. Use your imagination!”

[nerdmonkeysuk]

FAQ you! This Q&A is bananas! 🙉

The Frequently Asked Questions concept doesn’t require much of an explanation as it is pretty much self explanatory. It usually is associated with something extremely boring like a web page full of questions and answers so, for the longest time, we wanted to do something with it, something different. The idea was shelved indefinitely for the past three years and it will probably stay that way forever due to lack of time so I’ll just tell you here since it was the inspiration for the next talk we recently got invited to present.

It’s certainly true the great majority of questions we get, either on interviews, events and on our inbox are in a way or another usually the same and… you know… frequent so, around October of 2013 during an interview, we had this crazy stupid idea of creating the FAQ you cards. They would be similar to a business card on one side and the other it would say something like “Congratulations! You won a FAQ you card.” followed by the question and answer and with a footnote with a “Did you also know?”. Plus it could include a completely absurd fact about monkeys, bananas, or whatever.

Fortunately our work over the years has been constant, so we never actually got around to to make the FAQ you cards, so why not take this idea and turn it into a fun Q&A? That is what will happen this 25th of May and will later be posted online for everyone to enjoy.

Do you have a question for Nerd Monkeys? Use this link to ask us anything: http://blog.nerdmonkeys.co.uk/ask

[aaastrology]

Why is my midheaven in pisces but on my natal chart the 10th house isn't on pisces?

Bees?

[banannabeth]

tfw somebody steals the url banannabeth 

[aaastrology]

I am really REALLY sorry for asking this....but I have looked at every site online to find my answer, and you're really the last one I could ask. (I really like ur blog, and apologize if this goes against the FAQ) I just really like a Pisces, and was wondering if that would be a good relationship, since I am also a Pisces. I was recently in a relationship with a Scorpio and Cancer, and they were assholes. Just wanted to ask for your opinion (if it's alright.) again, REALLY sorry if I offended u.

[aaastrology]

hey, so i know you dont like getting questions like this but i already looked it up and never got an answer. im a virgo girl and im in love with a saggittarius girl. we both live pretty far away from each other. could this work? thank you so much! ♡

So I know you don’t like questions like this, but I’m asking one anyway, because...? Do you see how many compatibility questions I publish without answering them? Can you even BEGIN to guess how many more I simply delete?

I have stated that I will not answer compatibility questions on my Frequently Asked Questions page. I have repeatedly said that I will not answer compatibility questions. I have been running this blog for years, made over 2000 posts and never, not once, answered a single compatibility question.

So what I need you to do before you enter a romantic relationship, or even speak to another human being again, what I need you to do for the sake of everyone on whom you inflict your bulging ego, is to sit down and reflect, deeply reflect, on the depths of entitlement that drove you to asking your compatibility question anyway.