#farasquez

[nicryukyo]

thinking about varaday and how josh definitely ragebaits vasquez all the fucking time in any possible way lol

(more under the cut because I got carried away lol)

"guero can you grab my gun for me?", "what?", "my gun", "where?", "right behind you" vasquez is already annoyed here, "can't find it" without even looking around, "hijo de puta just give me my fucking gun already!", faraday just stares at him for a few seconds, shrugs and says "idk where it is" the only thing stopping vasquez from shooting faraday is that the fucking guero hasn't given him his fucking gun yet.

or, imitating him randomly. his voice, his pose, his accent (terribly btw). hiding his things and acting all innocent when vasquez confronts him.

going as far as pretending he's actually hurt when they play fight, specially after they've both had a few drinks. vasquez desperately asks what's wrong while faraday rolls on the ground grunting in pain, and only when vasquez turns his back to go after sam for help, faraday starts laughing as if he's the biggest comedian in the world.

he loves how easily it is to piss vasquez off, loves when the mexican grabs him by the collar and snarls right at his face, loves how genuinely concerned he looks when faraday pretends to be hurt, loves how his accent gets thicker the angrier he gets, and if faraday annoys him enough vasquez goes full spanish screaming the worst profanities he can think of - which only adds to his anger because faraday won't know what his exact cuss words.

vasquez ofc knows he's doing it on purpose, and he has tried to not get worked up so easily. but faraday has such a punchable face he can't hold back for more than a few seconds.

it takes some time for vasquez to realize that's how faraday flirts, but how can you blame him? faraday is annoying to everyone. but with vasquez he's always looking for excuses to touch, to be close. all the other five can see how gentler his pranks are when it comes to vasquez, billy recognizes the love struck look faraday has when looking to the mexican - he does because that's the same way goody looks at him too.

but even once they get together the ragebaiting never stops, faraday started leaving him with blue balls, turning his face away from when vasquez lean in for a kiss...

them:

[ramenthiefart]

Billy: I’m cold. Goody: Here you go, mon cher. *gives him his coat* Faraday: I’m cold too. Vasquez: Well damn, guero I can’t control the fucking weather now can I?

[dukeofqueers]

Hell, i watched The Magnificent Seven again today , with my best friend, and i just figured that it’s Vasquez who might have indirectly given the idea of the cigarette for the dynamite to Faraday.

That one scene between the two of them where that damn gambler has the brilliant idea to smoke while they’re working with the explosives, Vasquez makes a comment on it, and Faraday tosses the cigarette at him.

[starments]

[bleak-nomads]

@mcicioni-blog replied to your post:

Could you explain fwb?

Friends with benefits! As in they’re having sex, but don’t consider themselves in a relationship :) though in this case, ambiguous enemies with benefits? I think?

I think they’re the type to deny there’s anything serious going on for a while ;)

[ishameless98]

I just love them so much.

[snubbingapollo]

Fic: Cowboys

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Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: The Magnificent Seven (2016) Relationships: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez; Goodnight Robicheaux/Billy Rocks Characters: Joshua Faraday; Vasquez (The Magnificent Seven); Goodnight Robicheaux; Billy Rocks Additional Tags: Cuddling & Snuggling; Romance; Relationship Negotiation; Developing Relationship

Summary: It's cold in the room they've rented for the night, and Vasquez is very warm. And handsome, not that Faraday would admit it if he was asked.And Faraday's heard stories.

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