#mag7 2016

[nicryukyo]

thinking about varaday and how josh definitely ragebaits vasquez all the fucking time in any possible way lol

(more under the cut because I got carried away lol)

"guero can you grab my gun for me?", "what?", "my gun", "where?", "right behind you" vasquez is already annoyed here, "can't find it" without even looking around, "hijo de puta just give me my fucking gun already!", faraday just stares at him for a few seconds, shrugs and says "idk where it is" the only thing stopping vasquez from shooting faraday is that the fucking guero hasn't given him his fucking gun yet.

or, imitating him randomly. his voice, his pose, his accent (terribly btw). hiding his things and acting all innocent when vasquez confronts him.

going as far as pretending he's actually hurt when they play fight, specially after they've both had a few drinks. vasquez desperately asks what's wrong while faraday rolls on the ground grunting in pain, and only when vasquez turns his back to go after sam for help, faraday starts laughing as if he's the biggest comedian in the world.

he loves how easily it is to piss vasquez off, loves when the mexican grabs him by the collar and snarls right at his face, loves how genuinely concerned he looks when faraday pretends to be hurt, loves how his accent gets thicker the angrier he gets, and if faraday annoys him enough vasquez goes full spanish screaming the worst profanities he can think of - which only adds to his anger because faraday won't know what his exact cuss words.

vasquez ofc knows he's doing it on purpose, and he has tried to not get worked up so easily. but faraday has such a punchable face he can't hold back for more than a few seconds.

it takes some time for vasquez to realize that's how faraday flirts, but how can you blame him? faraday is annoying to everyone. but with vasquez he's always looking for excuses to touch, to be close. all the other five can see how gentler his pranks are when it comes to vasquez, billy recognizes the love struck look faraday has when looking to the mexican - he does because that's the same way goody looks at him too.

but even once they get together the ragebaiting never stops, faraday started leaving him with blue balls, turning his face away from when vasquez lean in for a kiss...

them:

[guiltypuknowme]

Faraday doesn’t just lose. He can’t remember the last time he lost, the last time somebody called his bluff, the last time a round of cards had his pockets so empty he couldn’t even ante up to get a chance at winning some of his money back. Maybe he let his guard down.

After taking all of Faraday's money at the poker table, Vasquez shows up at his room with a very intriguing proposition of how he can win it back.

The Clothes Off My Back by PoorWendy Faraday/Vasquez — Explicit — 13,700 Words   

[bleak-nomads]

Mag7 2016 Stream!

Hi crew!

I’ve mentioned this offhand to more than a few people now, but I suppose time to make an official announcement-- I’m going to stream the 2016 Magnificent Seven flick. So here are the deets:

Who: Anyone in the pasta fandom, or anyone who seems nice and cool really. I’m friendly, message me.

What: Watching the 2016 Mag7!

Where: On rabb.it, so make sure you set up an account for the smoothest possible transition.

When: Saturday, November 18, 2016, 12 Noon PST. I will probably start the chat around 11:30AM, so people can hang out before then. The timing is strict because we have at least one watcher 19 hours ahead :)

Why: Uhh honestly I’m here to see what the Billy/Goodnight ship is all about XD but should be a fun time. 

On the day of I will send a rabb.it link to anyone who messages me and indicates their interest, so please pass this around and do so! <3 see ya’ll soon!

[nicryukyo]

Im craving some red harvest x reader stuff omg 😭😭

[bleak-nomads]

Autoclave by The Mountain Goats is such a Goodnight Robicheaux song, like:

When I try to open up to you I get completely lost Houses swallowed by the earth, windows thick with frost And I reach deep down within, but the pathways twist and turn And there's no light anywhere, and nothing left to burn

Look this is him on Billy which might seem dark but I can imagine he might have bad associations with fire/burning things and might find the darkness/getting lost in Billy weirdly comforting. 

The last verse really screws with me. 

I dreamt that I was perched atop a throne of human skulls On a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls And the dream went on forever, one single static frame Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name

Like. Yes he thinks that about himself, and I think the whole where everyone knows your name is a sort of self-hatred reaction where he wants people to know who he is so that they can look it him with the fear and revulsion he thinks he deserves.

anyways wanna get sad about Goodnight Robicheaux? Listen to this song. 

[bleak-nomads]

@geekboots had this great idea to fix the 2016 mag7

au where billy kills faraday immediately and red harvest gets to do everything that faraday did but less bigoted

....yes please

[bleak-nomads]

@mcicioni-blog replied to your post:

Could you explain fwb?

Friends with benefits! As in they’re having sex, but don’t consider themselves in a relationship :) though in this case, ambiguous enemies with benefits? I think?

I think they’re the type to deny there’s anything serious going on for a while ;)