Apr 29, 2017
How to make a "Farewell" 4 Shots Irish Whiskey 3 Marlboro Reds (only smoked halfway- but efficiently) 1 Sheet Gold Velum 1 Photo (Brutal self portrait- like looking at yourself in the mirror when you cry) 1 Bottle Red Paint (Ronald-Reagan-era-blood-red-you-know-like-Robo-Cop-paint-that-looks-like-blood-that-looks-like-paint colored paint) 1 Dart Shaped Push Pin Slosh together in a pale white vessel (preferably with vaguely red hair). Pour over office supplies. Serve.