grauk•ward (adj) /grôkwərd/

not smooth or graceful; Jeff Graue

[thewaiterwaits]

Which kind are you?

There are two types of people in this world:

Those who stay past close at restaurants;

And those I DON’T want to see hit by a bus.

[graukward]

“Stick men shitting”

I just googled, “stick men shitting”.

I think I am the top of my field.

[graukward]

#ThrowBackThuraday-Saturday?!-FML Sorry- zoom to read.

[graukward]

Game idea.

[graukward]

#BDSM #RBG “Whatever you say, your honor!”

[graukward]

Fuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcccckkkkk that.

[graukward]

Get busy livin’ or get busy- [dies]

[graukward]

Or, is just me?

Do we think it’s romantic to say “I love you, [insert full name]”, because we saw it in movies; where it is only an expository device?

[graukward]

70 Big-Red-Dog Years Later…

[heavenisreallybad]

Taller

[graukward]

"At my last job..." #everydaycomica #penandink

[graukward]

The Waiter Pizzas

[graukward]

Career Advice

[graukward]

#pizzashit #selfinvolved #selfportraits #flourpower "Make Pizza not adult choices"

[graukward]

How to make a "Farewell" 4 Shots Irish Whiskey 3 Marlboro Reds (only smoked halfway- but efficiently) 1 Sheet Gold Velum 1 Photo (Brutal self portrait- like looking at yourself in the mirror when you cry) 1 Bottle Red Paint (Ronald-Reagan-era-blood-red-you-know-like-Robo-Cop-paint-that-looks-like-blood-that-looks-like-paint colored paint) 1 Dart Shaped Push Pin Slosh together in a pale white vessel (preferably with vaguely red hair). Pour over office supplies. Serve.

[graukward]

Handsy

[graukward]

He's probably into pineapples too.