When your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, and a handsome, topless, stranger rescues you, you thought you’d hit the jackpot. Things however quickly take a turn for the bizarre. Quickly the life you thought was yours is flipped upside down, and a whole new one starts. One with the Avengers.
MASTERLIST
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15
Part 16
Part 17
Part 18
Part 19
Part 20
Alternate Ending
One Week Before (Fancy a Roll in the Hay? sequel) - Part 5
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Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Well you guys voted so here it is. Part 5. I honestly did not think this was going to win so I hope you enjoy it!
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You walk in a trance, unsure of what to do or where to go. You lose track of how long you’ve been walking, your legs moving automatically in any direction. It was only when you hear someone calling your name that you start, your eyes darting around looking for Bucky. Instead they land on the last person you expected to see, Tony Stark.
“What the fuck are you doing here?” You ask, walking toward him slowly.
“Good to see you too jellybean. I could ask you the same question. Last I heard you got knocked up and ran off with loverboy. You didn’t come here to get married did you?” He says jokily, his laughter stopped when you show him your rings. “You fucking did. Now that is excellent. I can’t wait to tell the others. Pietro’s gunna blow a fuse.”
“Tony please don’t tell anyone.” You plead, giving him your best sad and feeble look.
“Ugh fine.” He says with a sigh, looking incredibly disappointing to be denied this bit of fun.
“So why are you here?” You ask, walking with him in the direction he was originally going.
“It’s Vegas. Why do you think I’m here?” He asks grinning, coming to a stop outside the MGM Grand. Two very scantily clad women run out from the entrance and wrap themselves around Tony’s arm.
“We’ve been waiting for you Mr Stark.” One of them says in a ridiculous simpering voice. You stare in shock at these women, then at Tony.
“Oh don’t give me that look. Where is loverboy anyway? I feel like I should throw him a belated bachelor party.”
“He’s…he…” You say, the mention of Bucky pushing you over the edge. You start sobbing manically, people in the general area staring at you in shock.
“Oh man…ok let’s get you inside.” Tony says, untangling himself from the girls and putting his arm around you. He walks you inside and into a lift, rubbing your back gently as you cry into his shoulder. He walks you into his suite and sits you down on a chair, grabbing a bottle of whisky and pouring you a glass.
“Can’t.” You say simply when he offers it to you.
“Oh yeah…of course. I’ll have this then.” He says, taking a sip. “So what’s going on with you and loverboy?”
“He’s been kidnapped Tony! Someone took him! We need to find him!” You say, feeling slightly manic. Your hands were shaking and your head spinning.
“What?! What happened?!”
“He called me. I heard. Someone attacked him. Then. The voice.” You manage to get out between your shaky breaths, you had started hyperventilating.
“Shit I’m not cut out for this.” Tony says in desperation. “Just urr breath?”
“Thanks for the tip.” You say, trying to calm your breathing. You finally calm down and are able to form proper sentences. “We need to find him Tony.”
“What is the voice?
“The person who took him picked up the phone and spoke to me. He said I’d find out where they took him if they didn’t find me first. Then they called me a freak and something about danger.” You say, trying to think back to the phone call.
“Vaguely ominous…nothing too serious.” Tony muses.
“Nothing too serious?! They have Bucky!”
“Yes I know I know we’ll get him back don’t worry.” Tony says quickly, patting you awkwardly on the shoulder. “Gimme your phone, I’ll use Bucky’s number to trace him.”
“You can do that?” You ask tearfully.
“Honey I can do anything.” Tony replies in his usual cocky tone as you hand him your phone. He takes out his handheld or phone or whatever the hell that little thing was and went to work. Numbers and codes flicked across it an in a few minutes a map appears with a blinking red dot.
“Is that where he is?! Let’s go!” You cry, jumping up and running to the door.
“Steady on I’m coming.” Tony calls, hurrying after you.
In Tony’s sports car you make it to the location of Bucky’s phone in ten minutes. The car stops and the pair of you get out, looking at the scene in front of you. If Tony had said the phone call was ominous, that was nothing compared to this. You were standing in front of
“Aunty Anne’s Pretzels?” Tony says, checking his map.
“I think your thing is broken.”
“It can’t be broken…”
“Well then. Let’s go inside.” You say, slightly unsure of yourself. But you power in and look around the little café. Immediately you spot Bucky, sitting alone at a table surrounded by pretzels.
“(y/n)! Hey!” He calls when he looks up and see’s you. Grinning he waves you over, offering you a pretzel. “What are you doing here Stark?”
“Bucky what the fuck?!” You cry, slapping the pretzel out of his hand.
“What?” He asks, looking hurt. He picks up his pretzel, dusts it off and keeps eating.
“What happened to you?!”
“I got drunk?” Bucky says, looking more confused at each question.
“You got kidnapped!”
“No…I got drunk.”
“But…but you called me and there was the shouting and screaming and the voice…” You say, starting to question yourself.
“I called you and told you to meet me here? You haven’t been drinking have you? It’s not good for the baby you know that.” Bucky says, now looking at you with concern.
“No I haven’t been drinking! I don’t know what’s going on…” You admit, thinking back to the phone call. You couldn’t have imagined it…
“Maybe you love birds should go home. You can use my jet.” Tony offers.
“Sounds like a plan.” Bucky says, his mouth full of his final pretzel.
“I…but…danger…” You mutter to yourself as you stand with the others.
“Are you sure you’re ok?” Bucky asks and you nod quickly, your brows furrowed. The entire ride to the airport you sit in silence, your brain working overtime trying to figure out what was going on.
Since the final couple of chapters of ‘Fancy a Roll in the Hay?’ the asks in our inbox has shot up dramatically. I am gunna go through them now and answer the generic questions that will hopefully answer the rest. I will be deleting the majority of the asks because replying to all of them just wouldn’t really work. So if you don’t see yours I have probably replied to something similar. It’s nothing personal haha. If you have any other questions for me send them in now! It’s just Elizabeth online at the moment :) xox
Hey everyone, I’m not going to be able to upload a part today. It was my dad’s birthday yesterday and I am out all day. There will be a new part tomorrow though :)
Ok basically I just ate enough chinese food for a family of 7 so I am in a temporary food coma. The update will therefore probably be a tad later tonight when I get a better grip on reality and am not sweating soy sauce.