[In a literature class]
Sokolov, the teacher: You guys are reading Hamlet, right? What are some of the common themes in the book.
Callista, rasing her hand: Oh! Oh! Oh! Call on me!
Callista: Betrayal.
Sokolov: Good, now who can tell me an example of betrayal?
Corvo: When Hamlet sends Rosencrentz and Guildenstern on a boat to die.
Sokolov: That's right, Hamlet beyrays his friends.
Pendelton: Which is super fucked up because only a fucking dickhole betrays his friends!
Havlock: Well maybe he wouldn't have if his friends weren't selfish bitches who had already betrayed him in the first place!
Sokolov: That's right, Rosencrentz and Guildenstern were going to betray Hamlet first.
Martin: Maybe, is Hamlet had known his place, everything wouldn't have been so fucked up!
Havlock: Well if Rosencrentz and Guildenstern hadn't made out with the man Hamlet was in love with like two skanky little cock-wranglers, they wouldn't have been put on that fucking boat!
Martin: That doesn't mean Hamlet had to go out and burn an entire fucking mall down and almost ruin fucking everything!
Corvo: And maybe if everyone would've chilled the fuck out, Ophelia would still have her goddamn sanity!
Sokolov: Okay, I think we got a little off topic, but I'm loving the energy, guys!
Emily: What page does the mall burn down on?
Samuel: Relax, Em, apparently today isn't going to be a learning day.