#farmer john

[mudwerks]

(via Neil Young - Farmer John (2007)

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Baz #65 - Ya Varmint

Written by: Forrest Langley

Art by: Mary Langley

[maddipoof]

here is a list of my top charities (plus background checks), so even if you're not in a place that you're able to donate right now, maybe you can share this and it can get to someone who is. if you have any more ideas of what to add please reblog or let me know too. Maybe we can get something going here? Without collective action what do we have?

Palestinian Children's Relief Fund–Provides medical and humanitarian aid and resources to children in Palestine. They are volunteer based and have opportunities to donate as well as volunteer. (4/4 rating by Charity Navigator)

Women for Women International–Provides aid and education to women all over, especially because women's needs including menstrual and maternity aid can often be overlooked. They have a lot of information on their website about where and how they help which is a lot to summarize here, but their goal is to get women to a place of self sufficiency in order to thrive rather than just survive. (4/4 rating by Charity Navigator)

Period.org–Works to end period poverty and shame through advocacy, education, and distribution. Stressing the importance of community involvement, Period. relies on youth-led chapters to serve communities on a local level. (4/4)

Veterans for Peace–Established in 1985, Veterans for Peace is an organization of US veterans who speak out against US imperialism and militarism. As people who have witnessed the horrors of war they have the courage to speak against it with their press releases, chapters, and organized projects on both national and international projects. (3/4)

Honor Liberty Veterans and Justice for Liberty–June 8, 1967 the naval ship USS Liberty was attacked by israeli planes and torpedos. The Liberty was borderline unarmed and had limited defenses against the attack. 34 sailors were killed and 172 injured, but none received justice or the proper investigation they deserve. Both organizations hope for an end to the cover-up and the beginning of the dignity they deserve (not rated but please sign their petition if you feel so compelled)

Farmer John Coalition–An organization of family farmers seeking to increase security for themselves as well as the communities they serve through stronger legislation. As smaller farms are pushed out by large corporate farms, it creates an unsustainable cycle both economically and ecologically. Farmer John aims to support both farms and communities (Not rated, but petitions don't hurt)

People not Mascots–I get not everybody agrees, but if I was a kid and my culture and ancestors were being used as a mascot by people who don't even know how to pronounce the name correctly I'd be upset too. People not Mascots raises awareness for Indigenous cultures, communities, and histories while advocating against the use of their names and images as mascots in secondary schools. (PETITIONS! ANOTHER PETITION)

[cupidford]

Rhinestone Cowboy by consult_this_prick

After the death of his father, John drops out of college and returns home to take care of the family farm. He still hasn't processed the death of his father and new problems arise when his ex-best friend, Sherlock, comes home for the summer to work on his research.

Johnlock Love Letters #2306

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المزارع جون من خروف في المدينة | Farmer John from Sheep in the Big City

العربية:

المزارع جون هو المالك الأصلي لـ خروف، ويسعى أيضًا إلى استعادته - ولكن بطريقة أكثر اعتدالًا من الجينيرال السري. في « جميلة الحفلة » الحلقة، تم الكشف عن أن "مزا" و "رع" هما في الواقع الاسم الأول والأوسط للمزارع جون، وليس وصف وظيفته.

يعبر المزارع جون عن تحيزه للخروف، لأنه يعتبر خروف المفضلة لديه، وفي بعض الأحيان، يقوم المزارع جون أحيانًا بحماية الأغنام من الخطر وقد ثبت أنه يستدعي القوة الإلهية عند الحاجة.

English:

Farmer John is Sheep’s original owner, lso seeking to recapture him—although in a more mild-mannered way than General Specific. In the « Belle of the Baaaah! » episode, it is revealed that "Far" and "Mer" are actually Farmer John's first and middle name, not his job description.

Farmer John expresses a bias for Sheep, as he considered the sheep a favorite to him, Occasionally, Farmer John will sometimes protect Sheep from danger and has been shown to summon godly strength when needed.

[lzep]

Hey guys remember that story about how someone went to one of the LZ parties and talked to Bonzo and all Bonz wanted to talk about was farming? And then the guy said “he’s a nice chap but how did a farmer get into the LZ party?” Then someone told him he’d been talking to the drummer of the band. 😂😂😂

[inevitably-johnlocked]

hi steph! do you have any recs where john and/or sherlock work in a farm? thanks so much for your help! <3

Hi Lovely!!

Ah, I don't have personal recs, but here's what I tagged on my MFL list:

FARM / RANCH AU (MFL's)

Gone and Changed by cwb (E, 4,617 w., 1 Ch. || Farm/Ranch American AU || Teenlock, Friends to Lovers, Angst, High School, Summer Vacation, Swimming, Hot Weather, Oral Sex, Car Sex, Blow Jobs, First Kiss/Time, Falling in Love, Mutual Pining) – John and Sherlock are best friends, until John goes and changes. Part 1 of the Just Like That series

At All Material Time by dizzylittlesunflowers (T, 7,029 w., 1 Ch. || 1930′s Farm/Ranch AU || One Shot) – When John Watson first met Sherlock Holmes, the dark-haired stranger had told him he'd never make the mistake of falling in love. Set in 1930's Southern America, the mysterious Holmes family move into the deserted house opposite John Watson's farm. Intrigued with the strange newcomers, the young farmer lets his priorities slip. But not without consequence.

bread and honey by weneedtotalkaboutsherlock (M, 8,814 w., 8 Ch. || Farming AU || Second Person POV Sherlock, Angst, Suicidal Thoughts, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Healing, Therapy, Alcohol Abuse, Implied/Referenced Drug Abuse, Early Retirement, Seizures, Service Dogs, First Kiss/Time, Happy Ending) – The next thing you are sure and aware of is the mix of mud and water seeping through your shoes as the cabbie drops you in front of the old farmhouse. You do not know this, but today marks the first day of spring.

above the gloomy copse by HOverSeas (M, 9,849 w., 1 Ch. || Vet / Farmer AU || Farmer Boy Sherlock, Veterinarian John, Friends with Benefits, Insecure Sherlock, Horny John, Sheep and Goats) – John and Sherlock have a good agreement, no strings attached. Of course John’s feelings for James Sholto won’t interfere with it, John thinks, like a fool.

Wild Skies by darkestbliss (E, 13,339+ w., 9/? Ch. || WiP || American Farm/Ranch AU || Age Difference, Fluff, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Bottom Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Teen Sherlock, Summer Camp, Older John) – Sherlock Holmes, show jumping champion turned druggie, is sent to a small, remote ranch in Wyoming for the summer as part of his rehabilitation process. There, he meets John Watson, a beautiful and good-natured ranch hand who was raised by the West.

lean into a loved body by simplyclockwork (E, 60,199 w., 8 Ch. || Farm / Ranch AU || PTSD John, Post-Divorce John, Trauma, Flashbacks, Beekeeping, Farms, Panic Attacks, John’s a Mess, Soft Sherlock, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Fluff and Angst, Mystrade, Self-Esteem Issues, Mild Self Harm, Suicidal Thoughts, Self-Discovery, Idiots to Lovers, Strangers to Lovers, Developing Relationship, Happy Ending) – Still reeling from Afghanistan, John Watson moves to farm country after inheriting his late grandfather’s property. There, he tries to come to terms with his new reality, the work cut out for him, and the failure of his marriage. To top it all off, his awkward, bee-loving neighbour is kind of a madman.

This Land We Have Chosen by redscudery (E, 86,309+ w., 16/19 Ch. || WiP || Victorian Canadian Farm AU || Farmer John, Prostate Milking/Massage, Mutual Pining, Colonialism, Demisexual Sherlock, Complicated Relationships, Slow Burns, UST, Awkwardness, PTSD, Panic Attacks, Virgin Sherlock, Canadian Politics, Angst with Happy Ending) – It’s 1866. John Watson is a former army doctor who served in India. He left the service after a mysterious traumatic incident and has been farming in the backwoods of Canada. Sherlock Holmes is an avid botanist and possible hysteric who is a very loud thorn in his brother Mycroft’s side. Since Mycroft wishes to run for Parliament during the first Canadian election, he knows he needs his troublesome younger brother out of their hometown of Carleton before he can precipitate any scandal—and what better place for a botanist than a backwoods farm? Especially when it’s run by someone who just might be able to treat Sherlock’s hysteria? Part 2 of the The Backwoods of Canada series

Suddenly All the Songs Were About You by Anna521614 (E, 167,685+ w., 34/? Ch. || WiP || Teenager / High School AU || Friends to Lovers, Gay Sherlock, Confused John, Slow Burn, Anal, Rimming, Blow Jobs, Loss of Virginity, First Time, Virgin Sherlock, Fluff,  Humour, Coming Out, Coming of Age, Banter, Mutual Pining, Top John, Bottom Sherlock, Farmer John, First Love, Angst) – When Sherlock's mom is sent to work at a research campus in the southern United States, he is less than thrilled about having to pack their family up. But once his eyes fall on straight football player and high school senior John Watson- he starts to think it might not be so bad.

Just Like That Series by cwb (E, 201,462 w. across 4 stories || Farm / Ranch AU, Growing Up/School!lock, Sex, Falling in Love, Mutual Pining, Developing Relationship, Falling in Love) – John and Sherlock are best friends, until John goes and changes.

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Feel free to add more, friends!!

[hunniecakes]

Farmer John.