#farmhand! reader

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[Edo finds out Buster Gallon hooked up with his younger half-sister (Farmhand! Reader) and is not happy...]

Buster Gallon: Okay in my defense…

Edo: You have no defense. You’re a dumbass.

Buster Gallon: Okay well, that was a big part of my defense.

[Edo went to go visit his sister to fix her dishwasher and saw the (fave/color) Mini-Gallon she forgot to hide just chilling on her couch watching TV, he put two and two together and yeah.. protective big brother mode activated!]

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[Monster Cardbot au: info about the au

[🔞🛑WARNING SMUT AHEAD, MDNI🛑🔞

(Also, it's Very short)

[Cog-work Gargoyle Buster Gallon's glamor form helps Farmhand! reader release some stress in the privacy of the farm's barn.]

Buster Gallon's bear trap like maw hung open as low groan escaped his throat, while his hand kept a firm grip on R/n's hip as he took her from behind at fast rough pace, his optics were pink and his pupils turned to hearts as he watched his human love squirm and arch against him taking him further in and hitting a spot that cause sparks in his vision as her insides to quivered around him.

"Does that feel good sweetheart?" he purred into R/n's ear as she let out a quiet whine and nodded, Buster Gallon let out low throaty moan as R/n's walls squeezed him, what was supposed to be a 10 minute stress relief quickie had turned into an hours long romp in the hay...

By the sunset the monster cardbot and human were a tired satisfied mess, well until R/n woke up in the morning itchy from sleeping outside and in hay all night!

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(cross posted on my Wattpad,Squidgeworld and A03.)

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R/n, calling their friend: Hey, I can't make it out today, sorry...

R/n: ...Why?

{looks over her shoulder and stares the custom Mini-Gallon that Buster Gallon gave to her sleeping on her back looking cute and peaceful]

R/n: Erm, I don't wanna wake my cat up...Yes, I'm serious!

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Buster Gallon, watching R/n do farm work: She's so beautiful...

{Jun who was touring the farm curiously watches as a sweaty R/n feels the front of her shirt and gets a weird look on her face and reaches down her shirt. and pulled out a Cheeto, R/n then not so subtly looks around before proceeding to eat said sweaty Cheeto...]

Jun, grimaces: Yeah...She's really something.

Buster Gallon, sighs completely enamored: Right?

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[Edo finds a flustered Buffalo Crush and Fleta-Z with their heads pressed against a door listening to something... Edo curiously presses his ear against the door for a few seconds, then backs away flustered and grossed out when he realizes it's his half-sister and Buster Gallon presumably getting busy!]

R/n: That’s it. Just like that. Easy! Pull back a bit. Cod, you’re right on top of me!

Buster Gallon: Can’t help it. It’s... it’s too tight, R/n.

R/n: Maybe I should lube this thing up before we take it down there.

Buster Gallon: It’ll be fine. It’s not built for speed. It’s built for deep penetration.~

{Edo heard enough and angrily barges in as Buffalo Crush and Fleta-Z tried to stop him and only to see Buster Gallon was helping R/n fix some kind of farming tool.]

R/n, she lightly slaps Buster Gallon on the leg: All right, that’s it. You promised, no penetration jokes.

Buster Gallon: Heh....*notices the three eavesdroppers* What are you doing there?

Edo, Buffalo Crush and Fleta-Z: Nothing!

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(TW suggestive)

[Buster Gallon is trying to convince R/n to use some of his homemade toys on her in bed.]

Buster Gallon, holding a bumpy green cylinder that was glowing: C'mon, they're totally safe you can trust me!

R/n: I can also trust my doctor, but that doesn't give them automatic permission to do experimental procedures on me...

[Buster gallon puts the Cylinder away.]

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[It was an early and dark morning, Buster Gallon is getting ready for his farm duties, when he heard R/n screaming bloody murder! a few seconds later he sees the terrified woman running out of one of greenhouses and towards him with pure horror on her face as she screamed.]

R/n: OPEN YER CAB, OPEN YER CAB!?

[the cardbot silently complied as the terrified farmhand climbed up and dove into Buster Gallon's cab as he shut and locked his door, R/n clung to his driver seat for dear life while shaking.]

Buster Gallon: What's going on?!

[Just then a was loud roar as large black hairy mass emerged from one of the berry greenhouses and started running towards the tractor bot! Who realized the furry mass was an angry bear!

Buster Gallon quickly flashed his lights and loudly honked his horn at it, this spooked the bear out of rage mode and it made a hasty retreat towards the woods bordering the ranch.]

Buster Gallon: Are you okay? Did it hurt you?!

[R/n shakes her head while catching her breath.]

R/n, in Jittery voice: I though it was my coworker...

Buster Gallon: Huh?

{Due to how dark it was R/n couldn't see properly and thought the bear was one of her coworkers; this big hairy guy named Gerry, she thought he was working in the greenhouse without a shirt on.

Which she thought was weird 'cos it was really chilly that morning. Then she remembered Gerry wasn't scheduled to work that day! And turned the greenhouse lights on...]

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[Monster Cardbot: Jun tries to sneak out of the Cardbot's camp (His parents are on vacation,Riley agreed to watch him) to go midnight screening of a movie (Everyone thinks he sleeping in the spare room in Riley's cabin, He runs into Edo's sister who trying to leave. (she fell asleep after helping set up the camp's greenhouse and farm area), both know the bots and Riley won't let them go into forest at night it's too dangerous with all the non-cardbot monsters roaming around, but Jun really wanted to go to that movie and R/n needed check on her farm, her animals were left outside all day!]

R/n: How are we supposed to sneak past Buster Gallon?

[She watches the cog-work gargoyle lean against the front gate post and yawn.]

Jun: It’ll be easy, you just have to flirt with him.

R/n:….

R/n: You’re kidding me, right?! I have the seduction skills of a cabbage!

Jun: Well then that Cog-gargoyle must really love his veggies then… Cos I’ve never seen someone thirst that hard for a cabbage in my short butt life! Now get on with it!