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Love my best friend so much I wanna open up their ribcage crawl inside and fall asleep to the steady beat of their heart

Putting out a job ad for any vampire who wants to suck me

Pros: I'm on my period

Cons: I'll cough into your mouth

I fucking hate capsicums cause they've pavloved my digestive system into shitting almost immediately after eating one

They're so fucking tasty man. Fuck.

man on the train eating a burger and moaning so loudly.

syncing my menstrual cycle to the moon so I can be my horniest on the full moon

You know what don't let people tell you twilight is stupid. Those faggy vampires could break their neck in a second

DUUUDE did you see what fhey did the- yeah they totally- oohhh it was-

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Hey dude can u let me get a word in or?

Im doctor feelgood and shitbad

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