#fart fantasy

[filthym3talhead]

i need a microphone perma-strapped to my asshole because some of these farts are actually so rank

[fartymule]

Thinking about fantasy societies where farting is more than just offensive or disgusting, it's evil that the body must expel. Ideally you don't have to do this often! Because the more gas you pass, the more evil you must be to produce so much! In fact, farting in front of somebody is believed to expose them to a curse that may cause them illness. So it's taken pretty seriously! If you get into trouble for "flatulent incidents" too often, you'll have to have a special collar you can't take off warning people you fart way too much...

[succubratty]

CW: gassy fantasy/fart kink/eprocto

Okay, but you're scissoring with someone, it's a very tight rub, it feels so good gosh 😳 and both of you fart at the same time, you can feel the bubbles of gas from your partner pushing yours, and it is just amazing until they pop and just goes over your groin and theirs flapping and vibrating everything.

You just moan loudly in unison with your partner, then the smell hits you, and you're in heaven ready to cum, and between pantings, your partner tells you, "OMG, baby! I love your stink mixed up with mine." So you just die. 🤭🥴

[filthym3talhead]

i love the idea of hotboxing someone, but like, it’s not ME that’s gassy it’s THEM??

just hear me out,

you have a sub who just cannot for the life of them hold their gas in. They keep letting it out under the covers hoping that you don’t notice all the SBD’s they’re dropping under there, but you can hear the way their stomach keeps growling and how they looks so pleased with themselves when they think they got away with it.

All for you to start teasing them under the blanket. Slowly touching every inch of their body. All this just to lead to them wanting to suck you off…

that is… until you lift the covers over them and don’t let them out until you have had enough.

and the gas pains haven’t stopped either, now with the change of position they just keep getting more and more audible until your sub slowly gives up and just releases everything their poor gut couldn’t hold because their own stink and your dick in their filthy mouth is making them way too turned on to care anymore

[fartymule]

Thinking about a partner who just openly and bluntly talks about how much I fart to their coworkers, friends, even their family... 🫠

[filthym3talhead]

putting my cock into a stinky sub with a tummy ache is always the best thing. Because after all the farts are out of their system i can make them suck it and smell just how fucking bad they are.

oh my god, do you smell that baby? that’s actually fucking disgusting :/ i can’t believe you’d be so nasty babe, that’s like, really fucking gross??? i bet my dick smells like shit now

why don’t you put it in your mouth and see if it tastes as bad as it smells? it’s your gas, you better make sure it’s all gone 💗

[filthym3talhead]

i don’t know if this is just me but anytime i’m watching any fart video i feel like the very first fart is always super important.

like, it’s the cork that finally opens up the disgusting, gas filled bottle.

it’s the one that disturbs all other noises. It’s like one of the hottest farts always

[filthym3talhead]

one of my favorite tropes is when character A wants to get closer to character B and tells them to just be themselves and let everything loose, and then character B responds by letting go of the fart they’ve been holding onto since they started talking to character A

because even if the trope is largely just for comedy’s sake, i find it so fucking cute when guy tells a girl to be herself and let loose and her VERY first response is to just rip one the second she can to show how comfortable she feels.

and usually they don’t even appriciate it but if that happend to me? i’m buying the wedding ring the second we leave this restaurant babe