Cw: rank farts
I'm fart posting 🫶
So last week or so ago, i was at aldi (shoutout aldi) and saw that they had a gluten free loaf of bread. Ive been out of bread and bagels and such, and i was like "sure ill try the gluten free one for funsies. Gluten free is usually cheaper at aldi than other stores anyway" (aldi is much cheaper and i love them). But i also wanted biscuits. Buttery flakey crust flakey butter flake crust biscuits. So i got the biscuits too, and then i forgot about the biscuits for til yesterday, and have just been using the gluten free bread in the mornings. I made the biscuits yesterday and had one (of 8? 10?), and then i was like okay time to put away for meal prep yay ✨️ and then not even 10 minutes later i was having the most rank farts. Keep in mind, im a rampant veteran tooter, like toxic level, my farts have smelled like cat farts before level farts. Ive also had just loud, tuba splat sounding farts that have no stink. Ive also had the opposites of those farts. My body is its own entity. This fart was loud and awful. I live alone, so no one was able to witness my own destruction. Ive smelled my own music before, but this one was an awful round of toots. I had to just go on with my day.
This morning, i had another biscuit, as a little breakfast sandwhich. I started farting AGAIN, but not as bad. I started thinking on it during my lunch, which is brown rice and chicken and veggies, so its gluten free.
Ive always been aware that my body is pretty lactose intolerant (mentally, im tolerant), but now im thinking i might be gluten intolerant. Not like celiac levels, but just. Reactive. Is this like a use it or lose it thing???
