Lol, I'm so sad 😂...
At the supermarket today.
There was some sort of alarm going off in the shop.
Me - *in my (attempted) best American accent* "WARNING! Chiral density increasing." ⚠️
Dad - "Haha!"
Everyone else -.... 🤨⁉️ (Reference completely lost on them)
Me - *farts*
It starts RAINING hard outside 🌧️
Me - "What the Higgs is going on??!" 😱
(I think I may have DOOMS triggered by farting...)















