#fartknockers

[heathernoyes]

Bedtime for my #fartknockers #kidlet takes her to his room and they sleep most of the night together in adorable puppy piles under the Minecraft creeper blanket. #stinkymcstinkerson #fartsrus #einehundin #dogsofinstagram #bedtime #lapdog

[gunsandcarouselhorses]

BAHAHAH. chapter 40 had me holding in my laughter. (damn it for being so late at night) best chapter ever!

ps. Daikoku called Yato and Hiyori fartknockers. I almost lost it.

EDIT: chapter 46 is the funniest ever. oh Daikoku. so cute then you break my heart in a fucking page.

[oldnhl]

hi, we're best friends

[taijajean-blog]

Some people piss me fight the fuck off.

Dumbass #1: I don't wear seat belts

Dumbass #2: Mee 2 sometimes but most of the time i dont hehe there just anoying lol

Dumbass #1: I only wear them in my moms car because if you don't it dings!

Dumbass #2: buckle it up behind u..? thts what i do :)

The Only Smart Person In This Whole Conversation: why not just buckle it up in front of u and be safe?

Dumbass #2: Lol becouse seatbelts are anoying and always go in yo face lol

Like, seriously? "They are annoying and always get in yo face" ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! I don't give a shit if they're fucking annoying, if you are in a car with me, I will force that shit on you. People say "Well, if they want to die, that's their choice" but if the car is fucking rolling you have that shitface FLYING AROUND THE GODDAMNED CAR BREAKING EVERYONES NECKS WITH THEIR DEAD FLAILING BODY!

Like, killing yourself by not wearing a seatbelt is bad, but then killing everyone else in the car, that's just rude. ALL BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT BEHIND YOU YOU FUCKING MORON!

If there is one thing I cannot stress enough is being safe in cars.

When people decide to be Dillweeds and put everyone around them's life in danger, I have no patience for them AT ALL.

Like, if you want to be a drug addict, or alcoholic, and it doesn't put every one in your city's life in danger every single day, have at her. It's your life, and I can't tell you want to do, I really have no say. I'm not saying I wouldn't say anything, because believe me I would be on their ass. But, if some kid I hardly know on facebook is bragging about all the drugs they're doing, I won't say anything. But ass soon as you fartknockers start talking about shit that can harm me, or my family, or friends, I will be ALL OVER YOUR ASS.

I can't believe people don't see the harm they could cause. & You don't even want to get me STARTED on Drunk Driving.

Bottom line, is some people are bungholes.

[chonkusmonkus]

Pirates of the Caribbean? More like Fartknockers of the Caribbean

I hate the Pirates of the Caribbean series. I'm not sure what's worse about it: Johnny Depp's stupid, smug face or the fact that the movie has absolutely nothing to do with Pirates. When do they ever go raiding merchant ships? Never! All they do is look for magical treasure and go on silly adventures. They make lame pirates. I bet Johnny Depp doesn't even know shit about pirates.