That chemist who hired mercenaries to rescue her doctoral student from Isis is quoted as saying: ‘What was happening was completely unacceptable, I was so angry that [Isis] had found its way into our world, exposing my doctoral student and his family to this and hindering the research.’
I read this last night and, while I did not disclose the speed at which I was vibrating to the unrelated group chat, because not every news story needs to immediately become inspiration for transformers fanfiction, I was...
I'm. Listen, the simpatico brainrot is so real.
Where's that image of Perceptor upside down with the gun? 'By kidnapping my my lab partner, they're hindering the research.'











