for that four headcanons ask meme, i wanna hear the four headcanons about your personal Favorite Character Ever In The World
I'm so sorry it took me so long to answer this, I'm really bad at trying to choose overall favorites, so I'm just going with my current most favorite at the moment.
Yeah... Him.
Keep in mind my knowledge of him comes from Spider-Man 2 and a few things I've gathered about at least some of the comics (only a few of which I've fully read so far).
Headcanon A (realistic): I know fandom jokes about him having back issues, but really, it's hard for me to believe he survived a disastrous accident that fused metal to his body and didn't get out of it without certain physical issues that he most definitely didn't have before.
Headcanon B (unrealistic but hilarious): He knows more about music and way more about theater musicals than he would ever openly admit.
Headcanon C (heart-crushing and awful): Do you think he has issues with getting emotionally close to people due to being bullied as a child with his father only making it worse and then later realizing that maybe he and his mom didn't have the healthiest relationship either? Do you think he wants to be closer to people but can't fully bring himself to most of the time due to said past trauma and the fear of what might happen if he does allow himself to be more emotionally open with others? Do you think he's internalized any kind of body issues after hearing so many people make fun of his weight? Do you think he ever contemplates all this and the state of his life and how different it became after the accident when he's alone with his thoughts for too long? 'Cause I think about it a lot.
Headcanon D (I reject your canon reality and substitute my own): Aside from the usual headcanons of him being neurodivergent, queer, and polyamorous ...would it be weird or wrong to say that I headcanon him as half-Jewish? I'm not really sure.
Thank you for asking, and sorry for taking so long to answer.
(Four headcanons meme)
