#fatws memes

[f1yogurt]

I need another season of The Falcon and The Winter Soldier just to see Zemo do a hair prank on Bucky in his sleep.

Bucky wakes up the next morning with 5,000 gallons of hairspray in his hair... unbeknownst to him, he walks into the kitchen for breakfast and it's all floofed up looking like

Sam's just confused and Zemo's trying not to laugh

[spikefromlr]

I was rewatching FATWS the other day and I just saw how Bucky kept catching things thrown at his head so now this exists

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After seeing Bucky’s reflexes during missions, Sam just starts throwing random things at him to see if he can catch it.

[Sam, dragging Peter along]: I’m telling you kid, it’s so cool he can catch anything without looking.

[Peter, allowing himself to be pulled]: Mr. Wilson, I don’t know if this is gonna work.

-Approximately fifteen seconds later-

“Ow-! Who the FUCK threw a toaster at me?”

[chaoticace2005]

CAATWS Characters + Loki/Wanda cause I had the space

[chaoticace2005]

Sam to the government: My expectations were low, but holy fuck.

[chaoticace2005]

Zemo: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Sharon: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Sam: Wasted.

Bucky: Dead. Also, it takes a lot of alcohol just to get me drunk to give you an idea of my life decisions.

[bunbury-shitposts]

cries in winter soldier noises...

[bunbury-shitposts]

captain of this ship.

[chaoticace2005]

Fixed Sam’s Wikipedia page for y’all.

@sergeantsilver