Things from Les Miserables (2000) that just don't make sense (no specific order)
• Javert starts the film being Severus Snape and then goes Baldvert
• Gavroche is older than Cosette, but just for a while
•Fantine and her friends wear 1830s fashion in the 1810s
•Valjean and little Cosette live with Gavroche before the convent
•Enjolras kills Fauchelevent
•Javert doesn't jump from a bridge, he just walks into the water
•Genderbend Toussaint
•Valjean is played by Gérard Depardieu (💀)
•Little Eponine and Azelma get very exited thinking of stealing Cosette's teeth
•Cosette has a gun
•The entire law school gets arrested
•Milf Madame Thenardier, I'm sorry it had to be said
•Javert's father was a hunter and so he makes a lot of hunting references
•This Valjean is very creepy and mean, but idk if it's the script of just Depardieu
•Marius and Enjolras in their underwears
•I'm pretty sure that nun was wearing lipstick which is something very ooc for a nun
•Gillenormand calls Javert (and Valjean) woke and later he says they seemed pretty close, idk he just seems to ship them
•Toussaint knows about Valjean's past??? And also knows Javert????
•Javert tells Marius that it's his patriotic duty to have sex
That's it I don't remember much more
EDIT: Weird incestuous vibes (I didn't include this at first bc I thought it was just my imagination but a lot of people have also pointed this out so I guess it wasn't just me lmao)
