By the time you come home he sits in the bathtub, fully clothes but drenched completely, head on the edge of the tub and an empty bottle of wine in the hand which is hanging over the bathtubs rim. He mumbles something unintelligibly to himself, "...why do have moons have so many stars...? To shine ... brighter..." he snickered stupidly about his 'joke' and let his head fall back, his head causing a rather loud bump on the bathtub but he only pays it off with another snicker.
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after answering your text, he goes to the bathroom to attend to person business and stops in surprise when he sees you in the tub, fully clothed. he remains still, baffled, until his eyes find the wine bottle. "Never would have guess you were here, love," he says with a little laugh, taking the bottle from your hand and putting it on the sink. he sits on the closed toilet lid. "Now tell me, lovely prince, why you're sitting in the bath with your clothes on?"