#fayposting

[professor-redwood]

Don't tell anyone, but sometimes when a cheesy romantic song comes on the radio Redwood likes to mouth along and pretend he's serenading me. It's the dorkiest thing ever but it still melts my heart.

- Fay

[professor-redwood]

It's getting warmer out, so soon Redwood won't be able to wear a turtleneck to hide any hickeys or bite marks I might accidentally give him.

And at the same time, heat season is approaching.

Lots to look forward to.

- Fay

[professor-redwood]

Alright fay, I'll bite. How do you help redwood teach?

-🧩

Aside from basic things like helping him carry stuff, there's something only a Pokémon can do to help teach college students about how we Pokémon have sex.

Let's just say diagrams on a whiteboard can only tell them so much. When mating season comes around, I'm more than happy to lift my tail and show them what a vixen in heat looks like. There's something oddly endearing about their reactions, about seeing these young men and women realize how different we can be compared to humans... and often realize something about themselves at the same time.

If the class is open to it (which they almost always are), I even let Redwood touch me to show them my most sensitive spots. And on rare occasion, we've gone further than that. We're all adults in that room after all.

- Fay

[professor-redwood]

I know some pokemon can learn to speak english, Fay, is that something you've considered doing to mess with people who insult you? (In regards to Redwood's last post when I'm writing this)

I've actually picked up some words over the years. My pronunciation isn't great, but I can say my own and Redwood's (real) names and some basic things like "yes" and "no". But even then I prefer to just nod or shake my head, it comes more naturally to me that way.

When someone is rude to me, or Redwood for that matter, I usually just frown at them. I try to go for a "disappointed parent" kind of look, haha. Sometimes the subtle approach just works better. But if I feel like they really need to learn a lesson, I may call them a dick to their face.

- Fay

[professor-redwood]

Hi fay! How are you doing :3

Hello! I'm doing quite well, all things considered. Redwood is pretty busy these days grading students' papers and tending to other responsibilities at work, and I've been trying to get back into painting. Hadn't done that in a few years now.

That said, my heat is bothering me and we aren't tending to it as often as I would've liked, but what can you do.

- Fay

[professor-redwood]

Hi Fay!! How are you able to type?

Hello! The same way as you, really. My paws are pretty deft and I keep my claws very short so they don't get in the way. The hardest part was learning to type with only six fingers in total, but these days I'm no slower than the professor!

- Fay

[professor-redwood]

For the ask meme, 32 for Fay? Super curious if pokemon also enjoy porn too

32: Do you like porn or erotica?

Definitely. Redwood and I watch it together sometimes for inspiration, and when he isn't around, I have a few bookmarked on our laptop just for myself. It's usually human-on-Pokémon, but there are a few human-on-human and Pokémon-on-Pokémon videos we've returned to now and then. I could get into the roleplay scenarios that has led to, but I'll leave that for some later time.

If not for his career and the risk of someone recognizing either of us, we might have recorded some ourselves.

- Fay

[professor-redwood]

pokemon cant consent

Oh, but I can and I do, anon. Enthusiastically so.

The professor and I have lived together for more than twenty years. It would reflect badly on him as both a person and an expert on Pokémon behavior if he couldn't read my cues.

- Fay