#fchytil

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Hey babe, if you’re still doing ships, who’d you ship me with? 😊😊💕👌

I ship you with my son Filip Chytil <3

How You Met: the two of you were sitting near each other on the subway and someone was doing something WILD and you made eye contact and bonded over mutually trying not to LOSE IT laughing

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Tyson Barrie and Chytil?

Fight: Tyson Barrie and Filip Chytil

This fight starts actually during the media time-out in the first period. There’s a crowd of players and Tyson and Filip start doing the whole “No you go ahead” - “No you!” - “No, I insist!” 

This turns into them arguing any time they’re on the ice over who is a nicer person.

When they finally drop the gloves, it’s the third period and they’re both insisting that it’s the other one and Filip suggests a hug-off and they are both competitive as FUCK about hugs.

“I’m gonna hug you so fucking HARD”“Yeah? Well I’m gonna hug you HARDER”“I’M GONNA HUG YOU SO HARD YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS GONNA FEEL LOVED AND APPRECIATED.”

Tyson wins just because he’s bulkier.

The Refs have no idea how to handle this.

send me any two players and I’ll talk about a fight between them

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7, 8, 18, 20, and 36?

7. Been to an NHL Playoff game?

Nope :( I’m broke as fuck all the time :(

8.  Been to a game where a trophy was awarded?

NO :( I was trying to go to the Isobel final but I was at school :(

18. Favourite fight?

This one because I love Matt Puempel with my whole goddamn heart.

20. Favourite bromance?

I WOULD say the frat bois, but like... Lias Andersson and Filip Chytil. I love my children so much.

36. If you were an NHL player what would your number be?

9 or something with multiples of 3 that adds up to it (36, 63, 90)

Ask me things!