May 14, 2017
normal family gatherings: awkward, vanilla, more awkward goodbyes at the end of the night Irish family gatherings: waking up on the floor and checking everyone's pulses before you leave to make sure they're still alive and just hammered, not dead
#I CANF BELIEVE THIS IS REAL LIFE#MY DAD LEGIT could not wake my grandma or my aunt up#so he FCKINN CHECKED THEIR PULSES AND WAS LIKE AIGHT WE GOOD LETS JUST LEAVE A NOTE#my cousin too but she talks in her sleep so she was obviously alive#and the other one was awake but showering for a v long time#good god I really do love my family but we're all awful dysfunctional adults#or like I said just Irish#fcks sake
