[bostondreams]

um how dare he?

[brittany-murphy]

[orlandobloomers]

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal

pics of you smiling with ur mom 

pics of plants

pics of ur dog

pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

[officialcrow]

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

[hoodthekiwi]

literal transcript of a 5sos interview | 9

Interviewer: Big spoon or Little spoon?

Luke: What? This is a funny question.

Calum: How many people are spooning?

Ashton: Is it like a spoon train?

Calum: Is this a spoon train?

Luke: Spain?

I: how many is a spoon train?

Calum: *without missing a beat* up to 10 people

Ashton: I’m a little spoon

Luke: I kinda like litt–being a little spoon.

Michael: Really?? Eugh!

Calum: *shaking his head* No

Ashton: What do you mean ‘eugh’

Luke: Being a big spoon your arm gets numb

Ashton: Yeah

Luke: You wake up and you can’t feel your arm

Calum: Theres noting more emasculating than being a little spoon

Michael: *at the same time as calum* Big spoon all day everyday

Luke: I think you know what? If your comfortable with someone, I think you can be a little spoon.

Ashton: Me and Luke are little spoons because we’re cancers

Luke: *laughing* cause we’re cancers

Ashton: It’s a cancer thing

Calum: What sign are you?

Michael: Scorpio

Calum: I’m Aquarius

Michael: I’m big spoon. You’ll never get me not being big– the only time I’m not the big spoon is if I’m crying. And then in that case–

Calum: *taking over Michael* And i’ve never cried

Michael: I’m full fetal position

Ashton: Cancers are always crying, we just cry about stuff

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[makesmeblue]

the drum in youngblood is just asking for a sassy walk

[themightyhemmings]

Lashton will forever have my heart

[thatscoolbaby-deactivated201810]

rockstar™

[ashtonwrapped]

MIS ÁNGELES, THEY LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHER

[shortwayhomes]

5 Seconds of Summer: The Evolution

[updates-5-s-o-s-blog]

Halsey posted photo with Ashton on her Twitter! - April 10, 2018

[themightyhemmings]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE ACTIVELY BLOGGING ABOUT 5SOS SO I CAN FOLLOW YOU

I didn’t expect so many people reblog, it’s getting too much lmao

[5sos]

The making of Youngblood was nothing short of an ultimately transformative experience, for every single member of 5 Seconds of Summer and today it’s available to pre-order. As a thank you for your ongoing support we’re also giving you access to the title track from the album today. We hope you enjoy it x

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[keepcalmanddrinkwater]

O M G 😂😂😩

[makesmeblue]

I left this blog 3 years ago when I was 16 and left school….. I’m back and I’m as much 5sos trash as I was before

[makesmeblue]

So now I’m back can people on the new up to date 5sos blogs give me a heads up??? I’m 3 years late(r) to the party and need a refresh

[makesmeblue]

I left this blog 3 years ago when I was 16 and left school..... I’m back and I’m as much 5sos trash as I was before