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SHITPOST: FAERIE'S DAWN

CHARACTERS:

⚜ Nova “Me” Fae ⚜ Shion

(approx. 0 BA)

Nova: (suspiciously) "you don't feel like a normal faerie…"

Shion: [a known—and obvious—chaos faerie]

Shion: [the corner of his lip quirking up slightly, dryly) "I believe that's where the chaos comes in."

Nova:

Nova: [eyes narrowed and sneering at him, accusingly) "you think you're reallllll fuckin' funny, don't you?"

Shion: [finally, the corner of his lip curls up into a wide, clear smirk]

Shion: (slyly) "why, yes, I do." >;D

Nova: DDDD:<<<<

divider by @thyming

#final destination #final destination 3 #fd shitpost #shitpost #julie christensen #wendy christensen

@falco-underscore-77 calling me some despicable thing while I'm actually the sweetest thing around, doing everything i can for my characters 😔🤣

#the faechild speaks #about the faechild #falco!#copying nav there lol #anyway yeah #fd shitpost

SEMICORRECT QUOTES: FAERIE'S DAWN

CHARACTERS:

⚜ Nova “Me” Fae (pov) ⚜ {Archfaerie}

(semicorrect quotes: aka, a non-canon scene that WOULD be canon if only the situation were just a little different lol)

(semicorrect quotes: aka, shitposts)

{Archfaerie}: [does a little silly. Just a typical archfaerie thing. No big deal!]

Nova: [steps out of the woodwork, eyes narrowed on them in a cool glare and her hands on her hips]

{Archfaerie}:

{Archfaerie}: [all-but-stumbles backwards, reflexively forming a shield of {their element} around themself]

{Archfaerie}: (breathlessly, terror plain in their voice) "Dhia…"

Nova: [gives a tiny, dark smirk]

Nova: [crosses her arms and tilts her head to the side as she steps forward, regarding them beneath her nose]

Nova: (ominously joyfully) "that's right… hiiiiii {Archfaerie}. What do you think you're up to?" >;DDD

{Archfaerie}: [sweating profusely—]

divider by @thyming

hey, yo, who wants a list of some of the archfaeries nova has managed to piss off before or during the events of faerie's dawn?

feast your eyes: - silina - kilrey - troth - amahle - folachán - akas - art

note: that is every single archfaerie in faerie's dawn

and, reminder: archfae are basically incredibly powerful god-kings! 😄

and yet nova be like:

#dhia “nova” ???#nova the criminal #fd shitpost

i just want to make this clear: I do NOT have a favorite between the human and faerie casts of faerie's dawn. it is but a simple COINCIDENCE that i already have 7 chapters written for the faeries and less than 3 of the humans'.

understand?

good.

[nods to self, then goes back to writing the faerie content]

#the faechild speaks #fd shitpost #faerie's dawn #fd behind the scenes #the faechild shitpost

Humanity: "god, this faerie shit is ridiculous. Even the MIST could be dangerous! A PUDDLE! Or, god, that plant!? COULD BE A MONSTER!?!?! HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE THIS!?!?!"

Sky and Cloud, watching the Faewildes Itself literally crumble around them, going on the offensive against them: