#fdfsk

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Robert stole his step-son's weed

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"When the times right. I can't wait to tell people about us" and tomorrow is the right time?

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aaron: leave me alone, robert

also aaron: appears everywhere robert is

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"Oh wait, do I have all the kids?" lmao

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"How come you've never mentioned him before" well you guys have only been on speaking terms for a few weeks 😅

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"I've just had a heart attack" 😔

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"I don't even think she's gonna make it" ROBERT 💀

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"Well...Have you told him???" NOT NOW AARON