“Tell me a secret.”
‘ i met Santa once. ‘ it’s… actually quite hard to tell if he’s lying. but he figures that wouldn’t matter in the moment. the only thing he cared about was seeing a happy smile on this kid’s face. ‘ he was gigantic. had eight legs too! and an axe. ‘ Hmm… alright. ‘ His real name is Belphegor! But don’t tell him i told you that. ‘









