I feel like rage-baiting Robin would be so much fun especially if you know how to do it. You've got to constantly switch up your tactics. It's like playing 4D chest, and you're eating the pieces. Because Robin is idiotsexual, (bonus points if you have a special interest that you're extremely knowledgeable about, if you suddenly start deeply explaining a passion you're into, they will fall in love all over again. (If they hadn't already)
Female!Robin would be easier to rage bait at first but she starts becoming immune.
Male!Robin is far harder to rage bait but once you get there oh gods lmao.
If you are there S/O they will rage/hate fuck you (they still love you they just can't deal with you sometimes)
I genuinely think the thing that gets them every time without fail is when you purposefully mispronounce certain words. They already know you do it by accident, but they can tell when you're doing it on purpose, and it drives them up a wall.
S/o: Face-aid! :]
Robin: *with every ounce of disappointment* facade... my dear...
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S/o: "oh look it's a Ga-nome."
Robin: *stops their eyes from rolling back as they slam their book closed* "Say that again, beloved?"
Cw: obsessive behavior, kidnapping and Stalking, THIS BEHAVIOR IS NOT NORMAL THIS IS FOR ADULTS BY ADULTS
Byleth:
kidnapping and stalking, no one knows about you more than him, INCREDIBLY protective. With a slight possessive streak. Will never lay a hand on you but he can't say the same for others. he really doesn't want to but he will do what he has to it'd be easier if people just didn't stand in his way. You are to one person he wants, one of the very few things that bring him such joy. And he will fiercely protect it. He is you own little shadow... That kills with out mercy, he knows it's wrong... But is it selfish to say he doesn't care? These feelings are strong, addictive, and he's already lost so much.
Corrin:
OBSESSIVE™, Clingy, is more unhealthy "quirks" getting overshadowed by his friendliness. Is a little delusional, he tries to convince himself that he is perfect for you and you are perfect for him. He would do everything and anything for you. He'll take Such good care of you. So please stop try to escape him. Just... Don't tell him you hate him. Corrin won't take it well. Corrin practically worships you, even keeping keepsakes that you either thrown out or lost. The dragon demands his horde.
Robin:
You will not know anything is wrong until it's too late, actually maybe worse than that, He is covered his tracks so well that no one will be any other wiser. The important people won't know, and the people who do won't do anything. Robin wont brutally kill, And if all goes well he wouldn't need to kidnap. He'll set up everything juuust right. Though if you are more perceptive. If he does have to resort to drastic, he'll be more cautious. But somewhat relieved because he doesn't have to hide it anymore. His sickly sweet attentive side were all he wants to do is be with you.
aaaaaaaaaaaa for the angst/fluff prompt would you write 77 for Male Robin? boy doesn’t get enough love 💕💘💗
wobin!!!! I agree anon, he needs more love :< I rlly enjoyed writing this so I hope you enjoy reading it just as much!! ♡
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no. 77; we're meant for each other
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Robin was tired. You could see it in his face, his slower-than-usual reflexes and the slight (but ever-growing) mistakes in his plans. It worried you to no end; he wouldn't rest for anyone at this rate - even Chrom, who you requested to go speak with him firmly.
Normally, when the tactician was so invested in his studies, it meant something was bothering him. Rather than talk about it, Robin preferred to ignore it in favour of helping other and Gods did it frustrate you. As kind as the man was, you really did hope he had some sort of nouse when it came to this sort of thing. Such disregard for his health would only prove to be disastrous for everyone, really.
You stood outside his tent, politely calling out his name and soon welcoming yourself inside after no response. It was a mess - papers were scattered, ink was tipped and blankets thrown haphazardly over trunks. It shouldn't have surprised you as much as it did; you knew of the negligence, but it still came as a slap to the face.
But then you saw him, slumped across the makeshift desk he had made out of supply boxes and sleeping soundly.
"You must be so uncomfortable, Robin." You mumble, carefully tiptoeing towards the tactician. As tempting as it was to scoop him up and place him on his bed, you decided to wake him with a gentle shake of the shoulder. "C'mon, sleepyhead. I'm sure you'd want to be in bed for your nap."
He groaned and muttered something illegible, eventually moving his head so he could look up at you with bleary eyes. "'M not tired, y/n." He said, trying his best to keep his eyes wide open.
With your hands on your hips and a scowl on your face, there was no need to berate him - just yet, at least.
"Robin." He flinched slightly at the sternness of your voice. "You need sleep. Hell, I'll sleep next to you if it meant you'd sleep well at this point!"
Taking a second to think about it, Robin nods lazily against the crook of his arm. You weren't expecting him to agree with you, but it was a very welcome surprise. Any excuse to be close to him was simply divine at this point!
Helping him stand, you fix his blankets so that they were neatly draped the right way across his bed and guide him onto the edge. He lies down, wriggling into the soft covers and leaving just enough room for you to lay next to him.
It was weird sharing such a small space between the two of you, but it was comforting. Almost like the small space of a cottage's room; some may find it claustrophobic, but to you it was perfect.
Robin faces you, eyes now almost shut and one hand under his face like a makeshift pillow. You still yourself as much as you could, trying to keep from waking Robin up more than you already had.
"Y/n." He whispers, opening one eye slightly. You hum in response, and Robin continues.
"Y'know... how Chrom talks about fate..." he pauses, cautiously moving to intertwine your pinkies together. "I don't believe in it, but... you and I, we're meant for each other."
Smiling warmly, you shuffle slightly so that the gap between you subsides. "What brought this on, Robin?" You whisper back, watching as a dull blush paints his cheeks.
"The future." He responds after a while, closing his eyes fully now. "It's... uncertain. But you- you're... my stability. Keeping me here."
You weren't quite sure how to respond to this; was it a divulgence of love? Or were you still with your rose-coloured glasses on?
Either way, Robin had fallen silent and considerably still with his face relaxed and chest rising periodically. You didn't want to wake him (or stop him) from his sleep, especially after how much he had been pushing himself.
You glance at your pinkies, delicately wound together, and smile. It seems the answer was there from the start.
Anonymous asked: Could I request something with m!Robin where the reader gets sick from the cold and he helps her feel a little better? I've been sick for so long ahsidhaka its literally the worst. I really love your writing so I would like to see this in your style! If not, no worries! Thanks anyways~ 💗💗
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You sighed and blew your nose for what felt like the millionth time. You hated being sick, and especially now during the war, it was horrifically inconvenient. You could barely breathe with your sinuses so swollen, and even when you could draw a deep breath, it sent you into coughing fits.
You knew it was the right thing to do, but you hadn’t wanted to make that call for yourself. It wasn’t fair to everyone else that you not pull your weight during battles. But it was better for you (and everyone else) for you to step back and let the other Shepherds take care of most of the battles.
Robin had been the one to suggest this solution, and you could tell he felt horrible about it.
You and the Shepherds’ brilliant tactician had always had a bond, ever since Chrom had found him in a field. He knew how much being a member of Chrom’s rag-tag army meant to you, and he knew it killed you to be off the front lines. Even though he only had your safety and wellbeing in mind, he still didn’t like making the decision.
Which is why, you suspected, he had been spending a majority of his free time with you as of late. You couldn’t lie, you appreciated his company, especially because more and more, it seemed like he was truly relaxing around you.
When you marched, he was at your side. Sometimes, the two of you would talk about your destination, sometimes about the previous battles. Most of the time, however, you marched in comfortable silence, silently shooting each other glances when one of the other Shepherds did or said something ridiculous.
At camp, Robin would pull out a book and sit with you at one of the camp fires. Or, he would sit with you in your tent and talk over strategy with you. You couldn’t help him much with the battle planning, but you suspected that talking things out helped him strategize, so you offered your two cents whenever you had an idea.
Being around Robin helped you forget about your sickness. You were honestly sort of dreading what was going to happen when you were well. You were enjoying your time with Robin, even though the circumstances were unfortunate, and you didn’t want that time to end.
“What?” No!” Robin said when you brought it up to him. You had started to feel a little better recently, so the thought had been on your mind. “That’s...” He sighed and put the book he had bee reading down.
“I just... I like spending time with you, you know?” You paused to cough a little before continuing. “I don’t want to feel like you’re only spending time with me because you feel bad for pulling me off the front lines.”
He smiled at you, his hazel eyes sparkling in the fire light. “I do feel badly about that, but that’s not why I’ve been spending time with you. You’re one of my best friends.”
You beamed at him. “I’m glad to hear that.”
Robin flashed you another smile before opening his book again. He looked like he wanted to say more, but you didn’t press him. You had a feeling you might know what he was going to say, and you’d be lying if you said you didn’t want to say it as well. But that would be a conversation for another day.
how would they all react if their partner was embarrassed about their voice in bed and always trying to force themselves to be quieter/not make any embarrassing sounds? I feel like since Corrin is definitely loud af he'd encourage his partner to let loose and probably wouldn't care what they sounded like because he'll be louder either way
S/O Who is embarrassed about being too loud
Corrin
Understands it and is encouraging,
He would be embarrassed with you and completely understands the sentiment of not wanting to be heard, and makes a joke to not worry because his noises would probably drown you out.
He would tell you that hearing how good he makes you feel makes him incredibly happy but would never go anything beyond that if it makes you uncomfortable.
If you need somewhere more private or thicker walls Corrin will happily do it. Anything to make you more comfortable when he's with you. All he wants is your comfort.
Robin
Gets personally offended (Not actually)
How dare you say that to yourself when he loses hours of work time because he's thinking about the noises you make during sex.
He feels horrible for not being more encouraging and reassuring than a simple "No I don't mind as long as no one else can hear."
Because he actually likes the idea of you embarrassed trying to stifle yourself. It just makes it hotter. He wants to see how much you can hold back, or maybe putting a hand over your mouth to help you hearing your muffled whimpers. Robin is also ashamed to admit he might also taunt and degrade. He has his head in his hands covering his blushed face thinking of how much of a pervert he is.
Byleth
not much of a conversation, If there's any at all with Bylet, It is a habit grown from his entire life. When you tell him embarrassed you are he'll just say a simple. "No I like it."
Despite his lack of tone or expression from those four simple bland words It is a severe understatement To how much he likes the noises and expressions you make. As soon as you try to cover your mouth or stifle he'll angle his hips or grab your wrists urgently and rather desperately forcing you to make those noises.
It's not like Robin who will test and tease trying to bring you to your limit. Byleth will make you make noise by any means necessary, he will lick, suck, or bite sensitive parts on your body, he'll try to overstimulate you, He will fuck you harder.
Always always has everything on the other side of the bed. Water? Check, plasters for when things get too rough? Check, scented soaps that he knows you like that he bought from some traveling merchants, hell he would even have some quick snacks or rations just in case if you've got hungry. A combination of one or couple things. It depends on you of course. Robin pays attention.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Abs curves or chest, he really does try to convince you against getting anything too tight of a tunic, not because he doesn't like it. It's because he's afraid he might like it too much, and it may distract him from work.
His favorite body part his mouth... For certain reasons ;)
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Gods, his love cumming on you, It's dirty it's messy, It's risky (The shepherds have a bad habit of not knocking or announcing themselves) That just makes him love it more.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Robin having a more serious personality with a very demanding and stressful job he gets annoyed often if you're the type to be easily excitable and high energy, with the brain cell count of one. More often than not he's annoyed at you...
When he is extremely stressed like this: gods all he wants to do is press you against his desk and fuck you till you scream your throat sore. Fucking you like he hates you. He's not proud of the side of him because he doesn't want to hurt you, And he doesn't want to think that you hate him. (unless it's in the bedroom and you ask for it specifically)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Robin is experienced, He's been with both men and women respectively. He's definitely experienced enough to know what he likes.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Anywhere he can enter from behind, Robin is a hair puller. And it's much easier to pin you down that way hold on to the squishiest parts of your body and drill deep, If you squeal too loud you'll stuff your mouth with You're underwear but he prefers clamping a hand over your mouth or having his fingers on your tongue.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
No. Don't try it, don't do it It will only make You suffer consequences.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Robin unfortunately doesn't grow much hair...
He had once found white feathers under his armpit... He doesn't like to talk about that.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
I say Robin is a very romantic person, He doesn't get to show it that often since he's always busy and or extremely stressed out. He usually saves all the romance till after his stress relief fuck, When he is also giving you aftercare. Robin loves after sex cuddles.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Robin is far too busy because he knows once he touches himself It's going to be significantly harder to focus.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Hair pulling, biting, spanking, choking, brat taming
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
His favorite places? His bedroom obviously, But also he will never admit it not even a little bit, He loves doing it in his study or his place of actual work.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Robin Is a certified mega brat tamer. You sass him even a little bit When he's already stressed suddenly all he can think about is putting your mouth to work.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
I don't quite see any kinky would be strongly against other than Piss and Scat. He's not strongly against it but he's just not into breeding.
It's not a fuck them kids It's more of a "let's be serious and actually plan for something like that"
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He can give just as well as the next person He knows everything about you that makes you scream and whimper.
If you try to suck his cock he'll just try to overwhelm you or Make you choke on his cock. Little sadist
It depends on his mood. Usually, it's fast and rough. But that's only because he's stressed out of his mind and just needs relief. And since he's not working, he just wants you. It's slow and sensual.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Robin hated it at first until he actually tried it. Now he hates how much he likes it. Because now every time you're in his tent or in his study or anywhere with him other than work his first thought is "are we truly alone? How long will it take to make you cum on my cock before anyone gets too close to where we are?"
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Experimenting he's fine with, More than okay actually
Robin has a love-hate relationship with risks, He's a tactician... He plans around risks risks should be his worst enemy. Since he's been with you however when it comes to in bed risks he's been far more tolerable In fact looking forward to it. A dangerous thought to think in his eyes
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Robin has pretty normal stamina all things considered, when he's pent up he lasts for far longer.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh my god hide those toys from him. You don't want to see the monster he becomes when he figures out how they work.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
ROBIN IS A TEASING CONNIVING BASTARD!
This sadistic prick will tease you till you beg and cry and still ruin your orgasm.
Oh but don't worry, after He's had his fun, He will give you all the pleasure in the world after that too You can't walk the next morning.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Robin has to be quiet so a lot of his louder moans are stifled, other than that he's naturally a little more growly or groany
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He has a reoccurring nightmare where you engaged in a threesome with himself and Grima.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Uncut 6.5 in in length, and on the girthier side. With a slight curve.
Depends, but usually It's not as high as you think
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He usually fucks you out of stress relief so once that relief is gone exhaustion hits him all at once.
Byleth/Robin/Corrin who’s the best singer? I’m genuinely so curious what you think
Best singer from best to worst
Corrin
He sings while playing the piano, He used to do it as a kid and is a little rusty now. Sometimes he sings duets with Azura. While he's working he's always humming or singing under his breath.
Robin
He's okay... Singing is not his thing but he understands how to do it. It's easy when you know how. Though he is a whistler. And he loves doing it.
Byleth
Don't ask him... He gets performance anxiety. He's also a terrible singer. He's not used to using his voice that much poor boy will lose his voice. He just doesn't understand how people sing. He doesn't understand how people make their voice higher or lower or hit that range...
Byleth is the type to honor either his fallen students or his family, also partly because he cannot think of names himself. He would give his son the middle name of Jeralt...
And he would give his daughter the name Sitri, after his mother who sacrificed her life to make sure he lives, who he never got to see. But otherwise he would give that honor to you as you will be caring his child after all.
Robin
Robin has a prepared list, He refuses to admit that He's absolutely elated and extremely excited. We already know he would end up settling for the name Morgan, probably shortened from Morgana. Robin is such a name nerd, All his names have some deeper meaning yet they're beautiful nonetheless and they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Corrin
He struggles, But he tries, He's thought about a name for weeks, He prefers more simpler easy to remember names. He also likes names that sound Nice that sound pleasing to hear or say. We already know he goes for the name Kana, He would also probably try to go for meanings but not as deep as Robin.
