Oct 5, 2019
“You poor thing, amnesia’d at such....a tender young age, you are my tactician now” - chrom probably
Chrom, finding an amnesiac in a field:
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“You poor thing, amnesia’d at such....a tender young age, you are my tactician now” - chrom probably
Chrom, finding an amnesiac in a field:
Chrom: Amazing wife? Claude: Amazing wife! Chrom and Claude: *high five*
Have a shitty speed edit on my phone!
Lissa- Robin! I can't find Chrom Fredrick- And I can not find the princess Lucina and prince Morgan. Robin- I got this. (Deep breath) ROBIN IS A FAILURE OF A TACTICIAN AND UNTRUST WORTHY!
Chrom, crashing through the wall like the kool aid man: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT MY WIFE?!
Lucina and Morgan, falling through the ceiling with Lucina carrying Morgan: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT OUR MOTHER?!
Frederick: she found them
Lissa: oh sweet Naga...
Robin: awwwww you guuuuuuys
And another one!
Robin: hey, I can't find Chrom
Byleth: Claude too...hey I got this
Robin:???
Byleth: ROBIN IS THE BETTER TACTICIAN
Chrom: FUCK YEAH SHE IS
Claude: FUCK NO SHE ISN'T
Byleth: found them
Robin: oh dear
Chrom: My wife's the avatar of a god like evil dragon Fates husband: My wife's the literal daughter of a god like dragon Claude: My wife merged with Goddess... Who I think was a dragon. Three husbands- same wives, same wives Meanwhile with said wives at the Aethor resort
Claude: y'all are WEAK, my wife is the actual Goddess now
Meanwhile, the wives
Robin: my husband is the exalt and slew an evil dragon
Byleth: My husband is the last heir to the Alliance and the current King of Almyra, heralded as King of Unification and Master Tactician who helped me kill the murderer of the Goddess I now am
Corrin:...I think I'm gonna go
Chrobin: What are you? Claudleth: I'm you but stronger.
(Morgan and Lucina in an argument) Morgan: Well at least my mom is better than yours! Lucina: I dont know if you noticed, Morgan, but WE HAVE THE SAME MOM!
Morgan: *opens mouth*
Lucina: and the same dad too, so don't start!
Morgan: *closes mouth*
Frederick and Dedue sharing their routines on taking care of their lords. Chrom and Dimitri just give each other tired and understanding Pat's on the back.
Frederick: if I don't pick up every pebble he will fall
Dedue: when the Professor assigns us weeding he looks through them to see if any are edible
Chrom, to Dimitri:...are they?
Dimitri: some are
Chrom: Robin, write that down
Robin: okay
Frederick: NO
Seteth is growing grey hairs, why... Claude and Morgan have teamed up! Robin and Chrom are being called to his office every other day of the week with Byleth, the boys have some how recruited Flayn to their plight (healthy teenage Rebellion Morgan argued, Flayn has never had the chance to be a rebellious teenager... And at least no one actually gets hurt)
Flayn's idea of teenage rebellion is probably super innocent little pranks that actually don't count as pranks cuz people are just happy about them
Like, instead of getting someone a plane donut she gets them something with chocolate and they're like nice and she's happy cuz she was "rebellious"
She's just so innocent and people don't have the heart to tell her this is not actually what they mean but she's happy so they're happy and Seteth is half crying with joy and half glaring at Morgan like "don't corrupt my baby"
Claude just has one cuteness overload after another and Byleth has to save him