#fear the random

[raven-mcbain-monkeymouse]

Attention everyone jello boxes are my new nemesis! No I will not explain!

[raven-mcbain-monkeymouse]

Just invented an exciting new game! It’s called don’t get spit in the face by hot oil! Your only protective tool is a metal slotted spoon.

[raven-mcbain-monkeymouse]

So LiLiL got an all year snowball maker kit for her 8th birthday and nobody warned me!

[raven-mcbain-monkeymouse]

Ok I thought it was an April fools thing but my tumblr is still threatening to eat me so now I’m truly confused?

[raven-mcbain-monkeymouse]

I wish my dear father would stop moving the furniture in the living room around, I keep thinking I have it memorized then I run into a table in the dark that I swear was not there before.

[raven-mcbain-monkeymouse]

Father: why are you picking all the Cauliflower out of the stew?

Me: hmmm

Father: I thought you liked cauliflower?

Me: yep

Father: than why...

Me:...

Father: you can't steal all the cauliflower for yourself!!

Me: too late😋!