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12 August 2019
Ney added Arthur
Ney added Rafa
Ney: Listen here people.
Ney: Especially the two people I just added here.
Phil: umm.. what is going on?
Luis: You are really doing this right now..
Ney is typing...
Phil: Feliz Aniversario irmão @Arthur🤙🏼❤💙 Deus abençoe sua vida!
Ney is typing...
Luis: Feliz Cumple crackazo @Arthur! Bendiciones❤❤
Leo: Muchísimas felicidades crack!! Larga y feliz vida para vos🙏🏻❤🤗
Ney is typing...
Phil: Wow it's been so long since we've seen this
Luis: You're right.. but why..
Rafa: Excuse me why am I here? What even is this?!👀
Phil: I honestly cannot help you there. We don't even know what this is.
Rafa: Right.. Helpful..
Luis: It's Neymess that's what it is.
Ney is typing...
Rafa: Neymess?
Phil: There's a whole dictionary of words @Rafa.. like the thing happening right now.. we call it a neytext.. it's just an endless "Ney is typing..." series
Rafa: HE DOES DO THAT!! Every damn time. Wow I can't believe it happened so much you guys named it
Ney is typing...
Leo: He's still going?
Luis: I think this is a new record.
Arthur: Muito obrigado!! @Leo @Phil @Luis 🤙🏼💚❤💙🙏🏻
Rafa: SPEAK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Leo: Do I even need to ask?
Phil: You might have to.. We don't even know what happened to him.
Luis: I swear if he fell asleep on us again I will kick his ass
Rafa: Neymar Da Silva Santos Junior you better say something in the next 3 seconds or so help me I am cancelling our next trip.
Arthur: I am so confused right now
Phil: Been there mano.. you get used to it
Ney: I know we are friends and all that
Ney is typing...
Luis: BOY I AM ABOUT TO PUT THE END IN FRIEND INTO EFFECT IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN! Spit it out!
Ney: It is not right that you guys get to hang out everyday and make plans and use MY nickname! It's just not fair to anyone.
Phil: Anyone?
Ney: I'm anyone
Arthur: Oh.. So that's why..
Rafa: You have got to be shitting me.
Rafa left
Luis: Oh for fudge sake!
Luis: Fuck*
Luis: Are you being serious right now.. Are you 10?
Phil: No not even A 10 year old would do that..
Ney: Well excuse me for expressing my feelings..
Arthur: He's sensitive @Luis
Phil: There's sensitive and then there's Ney
Ney: What is that supposed to mean Philippe
Arthur: 😯
Phil: Take is as you like Neymar
Luis: Type A Drama king.
Arthur: I'm just gonna follow Rafa and leave.. This is.. I can't handle this.
Arthur: Thank you again guys for the birthday wishes. See you back tomorrow🤙🏼❤💙
Arthur Left
Leo: @Luis why am I getting 30 messages/minute?
Luis: How the hell would I know, it's your phone
Leo: From Ney
Luis: No idea whatsoever
Leo: oh really
Luis: Yes
Leo: Really
Luis: Yes
Leo: You're gonna make me say it?
Luis: I don't know what you are talking about
Phil: Oh for crying out loud. He called him type A drama king.
Luis: 😒
Leo: I know @Phil
Phil: Well why didn't you just say so...
Leo: Just messing with him
Luis: Oh fun 😒
Leo: Take it as you dish it out mano
Luis: I wouldn't have to if he would just dial down the drama just a bit
Leo: You two feed-off of each other. It's a 2 way street
Phil: Oh snap
Luis: Did you just call me..
Leo: Take it as you want Luis
Phil: A type A drama King
Luis: Low blow
Ney: Oh how the tables have turned
Leo: 😂😂😂
Leo: My turn for the carpool tomorrow. Neither of you @Phil @Luis be late or I am leaving without you.
Phil: You got it
Luis: Yeah yeah I'll bring the mate.
Luis: 🍵?
Phil: Soup?
Luis: We need a mate emoji.
Leo: Agreed
Phil: 🤷🏻♀️
Ney: 😩😩😩😩
Luis: Go back to what you were doing. I'm out ✌🏻
Leo: So both Rafa and Arthur left?
Phil: Yes
Leo: For good?
Phil: I don't know you decide
Ney: Yes
Phil: Rude.
Ney: Shut it
Leo: I'm sure they'll pop back in some time or another
Phil: Sure why not
Ney: 3 is company. 4 is a crowd. 6 is a mess.
Luis: Then leave and we'll only be 5.
Ney: Didn't you say you were out?
Luis: Now I am.