#msnc group chat

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20 July 2019

Ney: I'm just gonna say it. If any of the new people is added I am leaving for good and never coming back.

Ney: Matter of fact if anyone else is added I'm leaving.

Ney: You hear me? Leaving.

Phil: What if I decide to add Malcom?

Ney: Probably Leaving.

Phil: Arthur?

Ney: Maybe I'll leave for a few days.

Phil: Arturo?

Ney has left

Phil added Ney

Phil: A bit dramatic are we not?

Ney: It's like you don't know me.

Luis: A child.

Ney:

Luis: Only proving me right.

Ney: Gordo. No one new comes through. You hear me?

Luis: I hear you.

Ney: And?

Luis: I heard you.

Ney: AND?

Luis: AND WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY

Ney: That no one new will come through.

Luis: I can't say that!

Ney: THEN HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU HEARD ME.

Luis: What if Leo decides to add someone?

Ney:

Luis: WHY DO YOU HAVE A PIC OF GERI LOOKING LIKE THIS IN YOUR PHONE!?!

Ney: It's my 😐😒 meme

Luis: AND YOU COULDN'T FIND ANY OTHER PIC TO REPRESENT THAT FEELING?!?

Ney: It's perfect.

Luis: It's weird.

Ney: No it's not.

Luis: It's like he is looking right at my soul.

Ney: Well then you'll remember this if you ever decide to piss me off again.

Luis: OH GOD.. It's not possible!!

Phil: wtf.. I only left for 10 minutes.

Ney: You left?

Phil:🤨😒

Luis: All I'm saying is that this gc might as well be that pic on repeat.

Phil: I don't even want to ask.

Ney: Good no one wants you to ask.

Luis: So how is Paris @Ney? 😌

Phil: Why Luis

Ney:

Luis: HOW MANY PICS OF GERI DO YOU HAVE?!

Ney: He has perfect reaction pics.

Luis: You know it would be simpler if you took a pic of your reaction and sent it here right?

Ney: Where's the fun in that.

Phil: 🤦🏻‍♂️

Luis: oh brother.

Ney:

Luis: STOP IT!! Where do you keep getting these from.

Ney: It's called the internet.

Phil: 😂

Luis: why do I even bother

...

Leo: What the hell happened here and why is there a pic of Geri here!??!!

Ney: LEO!

Ney: I can explain.

Phil: Just go up in the chat bro.

Leo: You know what.. I don't really wanna know.

Ney: But I need you to know.

Luis: It's nothing out of the ordinary mano, it was just Ney being himself.

Phil: That could literally mean anything.

Ney: Shut it Gordo.

Leo: Again, I don't want to know. I'm just gonna go back to my vacation now.

Ney: But you just got here?!

Leo: And now I'm leaving.

Ney: This is your fault @Luis.

Luis: Ciao boys

Ney: 😑😑

Phil: Well then.. See ya guys @Leo @Luis

Ney: And not me?

Phil: Sure.. yeah.

Ney: I hate you.

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25 July 2019

Ney: GUYS!!!!

Ney: OH MY GOD GUYS YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!

..

Ney: GUYS!!!!!!

Ney: Seriously this shit is getting really old

Ney: And annoying.

..

Ney: I'm never gonna talk to you guys ever again.

..

Luis: Is that a promise?

..

Luis: Wow 2 hours. A new record!

Phil: Is he being serious???

Luis: One can only hope

Phil: You two need help.

Luis: yeah yeah...

..

Phil: Jeez it's been 5 hours!

Luis: Just enjoy the peace.. not gonna last more than a day.. max

Phil: How do you know?

Luis: Have you met Ney?

Phil: What if he's being serious this time?

Luis: He'd have left the group😏

Phil: Oh.. good point.

Luis: Yeah.. He's reading everything.

Phil: You're really monitoring his activities?🤨🤦🏽‍♂️

Luis: Maybe

Phil: Lord have mercy.. @Leo can you please do your magic and talk some sense into these idiots..

..

Phil: Okay I'm starting to worry

Luis: Relax!

Leo: What's wrong now @Luis?

Luis: Why do you assume it's my fault?!?

Leo: Isn't it?

Luis: Okay.. This time I really do mean it when I say I had nothing, absolutely nothing, nada, to do with this

Phil: It's true

Leo: 🤨

Luis: Blondie decided to take a break from talking and semi-blondie over there got worried cause the peace has not been disrupted yet.

Leo: Semi-blondie?

Luis: Phil.

Leo: oh.. Right. Okay. @Ney are you okay mano?

Luis: We tried. He wouldn't say a thing.

Phil: Gordo even tried to push his buttons... and nothing

Luis: That's what made Phil worry

Ney: So now you wanna talk huh..

Phil: Alright.. I give up. He's like the Ney whisperer.

Leo: Hey mano.. What's up?

Ney: oh you know, same old same old, recovering still and preparing for the new season.

Luis: That's nice.. But he meant what was the thing that got you so rallied up and needed us to see before you took the oath of silence.

Ney: You know you could at least ask how I'm doing.

Luis: I literally asked you yesterday. Not like you're gonna magically heal in 24 hours.. Now tell us.

Phil: Smooth. Very smooth @Luis

Ney: The hate I have for you Luis Alberto could move a mountain.

Luis: Yeah yeah sure.. I feel the same way. Now spill.

Ney:

Luis: Why is there a picture of Leo here?

Luis: Matter of fact, why do you have a picture of Leo on your phone?

Ney: This. This is what I wanted to show you. It's been 3 years!

Phil: Are you being serious... This is what you had us all worked up for?!

Luis: You've got to be kidding me😑

Ney: IT'S. BLONDE. LEO. It's iconic

Leo: 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Leo: Ney.. Are you being serious right now!?

Phil: This has to be a joke. Right?

Luis: Wouldn't put it past him.

Ney: GUYS! IT WAS ICONIC.

Leo: I'm gonna go now..

Luis: I think I liked it better when you were on a silence strike.

Phil: @Ney bro, you and me need to have a serious talk next time I see you.

Luis: Yeah.. Good luck with that.

Luis: See you tomorrow @Leo.

Ney: Tomorrow? Are you two...

Luis: We've been doing this for years and every time you get all shocked and dramatic.. It's a thing. Get over it.

Ney: And yet I am never there.

Luis: It's an adult thing.

Ney: I'm an adult.

Phil: Are you though?

Luis:😲🤭 Oh snap

Ney: 😑 🖕🏽 @Phil

Phil: Clearly the adult reaction.

Luis: Well then, talk to you guys later.

Ney: Who said I want to talk to you later..

Luis: So no 🎮 later?

Ney: I didn't say that.

Luis: Right... Okay

Phil: 🤦🏽‍♂️

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12 August 2019

Ney added Arthur

Ney added Rafa

Ney: Listen here people.

Ney: Especially the two people I just added here.

Phil: umm.. what is going on?

Luis: You are really doing this right now..

Ney is typing...

Phil: Feliz Aniversario irmão @Arthur🤙🏼❤💙 Deus abençoe sua vida!

Ney is typing...

Luis: Feliz Cumple crackazo @Arthur! Bendiciones❤❤

Leo: Muchísimas felicidades crack!! Larga y feliz vida para vos🙏🏻❤🤗

Ney is typing...

Phil: Wow it's been so long since we've seen this

Luis: You're right.. but why..

Rafa: Excuse me why am I here? What even is this?!👀

Phil: I honestly cannot help you there. We don't even know what this is.

Rafa: Right.. Helpful..

Luis: It's Neymess that's what it is.

Ney is typing...

Rafa: Neymess?

Phil: There's a whole dictionary of words @Rafa.. like the thing happening right now.. we call it a neytext.. it's just an endless "Ney is typing..." series

Rafa: HE DOES DO THAT!! Every damn time. Wow I can't believe it happened so much you guys named it

Ney is typing...

Leo: He's still going?

Luis: I think this is a new record.

Arthur: Muito obrigado!! @Leo @Phil @Luis 🤙🏼💚❤💙🙏🏻

Rafa: SPEAK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Leo: Do I even need to ask?

Phil: You might have to.. We don't even know what happened to him.

Luis: I swear if he fell asleep on us again I will kick his ass

Rafa: Neymar Da Silva Santos Junior you better say something in the next 3 seconds or so help me I am cancelling our next trip.

Arthur: I am so confused right now

Phil: Been there mano.. you get used to it

Ney: I know we are friends and all that

Ney is typing...

Luis: BOY I AM ABOUT TO PUT THE END IN FRIEND INTO EFFECT IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN! Spit it out!

Ney: It is not right that you guys get to hang out everyday and make plans and use MY nickname! It's just not fair to anyone.

Phil: Anyone?

Ney: I'm anyone

Arthur: Oh.. So that's why..

Rafa: You have got to be shitting me.

Rafa left

Luis: Oh for fudge sake!

Luis: Fuck*

Luis: Are you being serious right now.. Are you 10?

Phil: No not even A 10 year old would do that..

Ney: Well excuse me for expressing my feelings..

Arthur: He's sensitive @Luis

Phil: There's sensitive and then there's Ney

Ney: What is that supposed to mean Philippe

Arthur: 😯

Phil: Take is as you like Neymar

Luis: Type A Drama king.

Arthur: I'm just gonna follow Rafa and leave.. This is.. I can't handle this.

Arthur: Thank you again guys for the birthday wishes. See you back tomorrow🤙🏼❤💙

Arthur Left

Leo: @Luis why am I getting 30 messages/minute?

Luis: How the hell would I know, it's your phone

Leo: From Ney

Luis: No idea whatsoever

Leo: oh really

Luis: Yes

Leo: Really

Luis: Yes

Leo: You're gonna make me say it?

Luis: I don't know what you are talking about

Phil: Oh for crying out loud. He called him type A drama king.

Luis: 😒

Leo: I know @Phil

Phil: Well why didn't you just say so...

Leo: Just messing with him

Luis: Oh fun 😒

Leo: Take it as you dish it out mano

Luis: I wouldn't have to if he would just dial down the drama just a bit

Leo: You two feed-off of each other. It's a 2 way street

Phil: Oh snap

Luis: Did you just call me..

Leo: Take it as you want Luis

Phil: A type A drama King

Luis: Low blow

Ney: Oh how the tables have turned

Leo: 😂😂😂

Leo: My turn for the carpool tomorrow. Neither of you @Phil @Luis be late or I am leaving without you.

Phil: You got it

Luis: Yeah yeah I'll bring the mate.

Luis: 🍵?

Phil: Soup?

Luis: We need a mate emoji.

Leo: Agreed

Phil: 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ney: 😩😩😩😩

Luis: Go back to what you were doing. I'm out ✌🏻

Leo: So both Rafa and Arthur left?

Phil: Yes

Leo: For good?

Phil: I don't know you decide

Ney: Yes

Phil: Rude.

Ney: Shut it

Leo: I'm sure they'll pop back in some time or another

Phil: Sure why not

Ney: 3 is company. 4 is a crowd. 6 is a mess.

Luis: Then leave and we'll only be 5.

Ney: Didn't you say you were out?

Luis: Now I am.

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1 April 2019

Ney: Guys! Remember the day when I freaked out so badly it felt like I couldn't breathe anymore?

Phil: yesterday when you couldn't find your gold plated handle?

Ney: No Philippe.

Phil: Then no

Luis: What are you talking about now?

Ney: Do you have to butt in every time?

Luis: You're the one talking on the gc.. If you want a private conversation, do it on pm

Ney: 😒anyways.. this time last year when Leo pranked us.. remember that?

Phil: Ohhh😂😂 yes

Ney: I'm glad to see that my pain amuses you

Phil: pfff lighten up irmao.. it was funny

Luis: It was so unexpected

Ney: Funny isn't quite exactly the word I'd use

Leo: It was hilarious

Ney: UGH FORGET I EVEN SAID ANYTHING. ASSHOLES

Phil: 😂

Ney: Not you Leo

Luis: Oh I see

Ney: ESPECIALLY you Luis Alberto

10 April 2019

Ney: 😂😂🙊 Gordito

Ney: What is Smalling still doing out there?!

Ney: That looked horrible @Leo hope you're okay

Ney: YES GUYS YES!!! CONGRATS!

Phil: Thanks dude

Leo: It's not over yet.

Ney: You feeling okay bro?

Leo: Yeah mano.. it's nothing

Luis: Yeah we don't want to pull a PSG..

Ney: 😒 Asshole

Luis: Truth hurts. Sadly/luckily you weren't involved

Leo: Luis

Luis: Okay I'll stop

Phil: 🙄

16 April 2019

Ney: LEO OH MY GOD.. Have mercy on Jones!

Ney: WOWOWOWOW LEO

Ney: IRMAAAAO QUE GOLAÇO!!!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Ney: Congrats guys! And Thank you! This felt like a personal victory tbh

Leo: 💙

Phil: 💚

Luis: Ready for possibly going back to Anfield?

Phil: Are you?

Luis: It's gonna be fun

Ney: It sure will be

Luis: Aha.. sure

Ney: You have had the same contribution to this as me.. so shut it.

Phil: oh..

Leo: ehm

Luis: You little shit

Ney: I cannot believe you just called Leo that

Luis: I was talking to you string-been

Ney: tsk tsk tsk

Phil: Will you two ever give it a rest?

Ney: You tell that to him

Luis: Me?? I didn't do anything!

Ney: Thank you, it feels good to admit it, no? You absolutely did do nothing.

Luis: I'm gonna go before I completely lose.. see you guys later

Ney: Ciao ciao gordito

Leo: Neymar🤨🤨

Ney: What he started it

Phil: Actually, this time it was you

Ney: HE LITERALLY DID

Phil: When?

Ney: "10 April 2019 Gordo: Yeah we don't want to pull a PSG.." Here

Phil: 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Leo: I swear I am surrounded by children

Phil: 😂

Leo: And I thought Mateo was the difficult child to handle.. I was so wrong

Phil: Be thankful Geri wasn't here

Leo: PHIL!! Don't give them any ideas! I couldn't believe Geri was finally bored with pranking Luis

Phil:😂😂 Is he really though

Leo: I hope so

Phil: I honestly wouldn't count on it

Leo: Yeah.. Guess you're right

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Ney: Next thing I knew I had 5 people and an Ostrich chasing me through the streets of Paris. Suddenly Everything went black. I stopped in my tracks and turned around and there was nobody there. No one. Nothing. Pitch black.. And then it hit me..

Phil: That you're insane?

Ney: I said no interruptions!!

Phil: Sorry sorry.. Carry on.

Ney: A ball hit me on the head.. and then another one and 4 more.. and a loud noise burst out and black became white and I woke up.

Phil: 🤨🤨 What the hell?

Ney: What do you think it means???

Phil: Who ever told you I can interpret dreams?? You probably ate something you shouldn't have before you went to bed.

Luis: It probably means whatever was left of your brain disintegrated.

Ney: Who asked you I was talking to Phil.

Leo: Lay off the sugar kid.

Ney: But I.. how did you know??

Luis: you've gotta be kidding me..

24 January 2019

Phil: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUISITO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! @Luis Deus abençoe sua vida mano🙏🏻💙

Luis: Thank you hermanito!!💙

....

Leo: Happy Birthday viejito!!💙💙💙

Phil: You two are born exactly 5 months apart..

Luis: PHIL!! HOW HADN'T I NOTICE IT BEFORE?!?!?

Leo: hahaha great another thing to share.. 24.

Luis: 😂

Leo: But seriously it's been such a great pleasure to have you come into our lives. You and your beautiful family have become really special for us. We love you.

Luis: The pleasure and honor is all mine Lio. We love you guys too.

Leo: Here's to many more years and moments together viejo 🥂

Luis: Salud🥂 And I will see you all in a few to celebrate 🤗😁

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Ney: GORDITOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANO!!💙💙

Luis: Thanks manito🖤

Ney: 32.. wow that's old. Shouldn't you be in bed now?

Luis: How kind of you to remind me. Thanks. Bye

Ney: oh take a joke will you.. or are you too old for jokes now. Geri should be careful from now on. Wouldn't want you to get tired or worse..

Leo: Why do you do this..

Ney: I'm just teasing him.

Phil: You couldn't have gone one day without those snarky remarks?

Ney: It's like asking me to stop breathing.

Phil: 😒 It's really not that hard.

Luis: It's fine Phil. I can handle him

Ney: See. It's our thing. I say something. He says something back. It's a cycle. IT'S A TRADITION.

Phil: It's annoying

Ney: It's a tradition. But I really appreciate your unwanted input on this.

Luis: Do you even know what tradition means?

Ney: See @Phil just like that.

Luis: It's a serious question. Do you know what Tradition means?

Leo: I agree with Phil to be honest. It does feel tedious some times. Just a bit

Ney: It does??

Leo: Don't get me wrong it is entertaining most days

Ney: Alright then. We are keeping this tradition alive.

Luis: IT. IS. NOT. A. TRADITION.

Ney: WHY ARE YOU YELLING!!!

Phil: Now you both are

Ney: Stay out of it Philippe it's between gordo and I.

Phil: So annoying.. See you guys in a few. Not you Ney.

Luis: See you mano

Leo: I'm gonna go too. I left Mateo alone for too long.. I don't smell anything burning so that's a good sign.. See you later.

Luis: 😂😂😂 A hurricane that boy is

26 January 2019

Ney: Do you two coordinate your outfits every day before going out or what..

Phil: Who are you talking to dude?

Ney:

Phil: Oh. Okay 😂 They always are somehow..

Luis: We don't. We're just that in sync. You know, something like that happens when you spend a lot of time around someone.

Ney: Why didn't we have that?

Luis: Because in sync or not I would never think of pulling any of your "looks"

Ney: Because you can't

Leo: It's a special connection.

Luis: It really is.

Ney: But we also had a special connection.

Leo: Sure we did

Luis: But again, No chance in hell.

Leo: It was a fun night!

Luis: Yeah it was indeed. Great show and great company. Can't wait for the Messi Cirque! That is going to be amazing. 🙌🏻🙌🏻💙💙💙😁😁

Leo: Oh stop!😅🖤

Ney: Get a room you two.

Phil: What do Neymar and Bruce Banner have in common?

Luis: 🤔🤔

Phil: They both have a green side. And yours is showing right now @Ney

Leo: 😂

Luis: 😂😂😂 Good one Phil.

Ney: I'm blocking you till Copa America starts @Phil

Luis: Oh lighten up. It's just "teasing" take what you dish out

Ney: You hush. Go back to your mate.

Luis: My mate is here and so is my maté.

Ney: Just shut up. I'm gonna go back to my game now.

Luis: Feel better by the way manito🖤

Leo: Animo chaval💙

Phil: Get well soon meninho💚

Ney: Thanks a lot guys❤❤❤ I'll be okay.

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6 November 2018

Luis: Guys I was just about to head out of the house to go for a run, I see a package beside the gate.

Ney: A package??

Luis: Yes a small package, it was beautifully decorated and it had a note on it.. A card

Ney: oh?? A gift?

Phil: stop interrupting him!

Ney:😑

Phil: Go on Luis

Luis: It was not.. I took the package and opened the card. And it said "To my dear L. Suarez, the first of many. Enjoy" I assumed it was for Lauti.. so I took it inside. But it was not.. It was not 😣

Ney: Oh no..

Luis: I opened it and Blue powder exploded in my face. And then I saw it... "Hope you liked it Gordo. Next one will be bigger. Love GP3." I am never going to get rid of him..

Leo: It's because you keep messing up. What do you expect.

Ney: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A Legend

Phil: 🙊🙊🙊🙊

Ney: Are you all smurfed out now??

Luis: Ha ha.. so funny.. I can't stop laughing.. 😒😒

Ney: God I wish I was there. I needed to see that happening😩😩😩

Phil: Meanie

Ney: Really.. really?? What are you 6?

Leo: Luis.. You have to fix this or you will go on living in fear of being pranked.. Fix it

Luis: DUDE HOW..

Leo: Figure it out.

10 November 2018

Luis:

Luis: Big Bird wants his tracksuit back.

Ney: Boy you wish you had my style. This is fire!🔥🔥

Luis: More like this should be set on fire.🔥🔥

Ney: pfff you know nothing.

Ney: How does this look? @Leo

Leo: Leave me out of it.

Ney: But..

Leo: Figure it out you two I'm busy now

Phil: You okay @Leo?

Leo: Yeah kid I'm fine, just a bit too busy for the Ney-Luis episode now

Ney: Oh.. okay.. I see..

Leo: How are you feeling today @Phil?

Phil: A bit of pain.. nothing I haven't been through before.

Leo: Get well soon kid💛

Luis: Feel better kiddo💛

Phil: On the bright side.. THE 👑 IS BACK!!!😃😃😃😃

Luis: Yes finally.. It has been too long

Leo: Just a couple of weeks guys

Luis: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG!!

Ney: Yes I agree with Luis. It has been too long. We missed you out there. Welcome back!!

Phil: We did

Luis: You missed him out there @Ney???? Excuse me how would you even possibly miss him.. Nothing changes for you there.

Ney: Ouch.. Hey now... that is a low blow.. As a fan.. I did miss him out there... Okay..

Luis: Mhm.. yeah of course.

Phil: Well.. This has become a bit intense

Leo: @Ney thank you!

Luis: Ready for tomorrow mano?

Leo: I have been ready.. I am always ready. I just don't know when I am going in.

Luis: Obviously.. We have to be safe and not risk it.

Leo: I was worried about that before.. But I'm good now. I can go in from the start I feel

Luis: Great.. We'll see what EV has in mind

Leo: Yeah.. We'll see

Phil: Guessing Malcom is getting his shot finally

Leo: yeah.. I hope so he deserves a break

Luis: Definitely

Phil: With Ous sitting this one out.. I guess he will

Ney: Ousmane is out??? Why???

Luis: Yeah.. I think it's gastroenteritis

Ney: Oh.. Well then

Luis: Why am I discussing that with you.. Why are we talking about this here??

Ney: What is that supposed to me.. Where else will you talk about this.. What even..

Leo: Luis.. your subtlety amazes me sometimes.. It blows my mind. As subtle as a bull.

Luis: I SAID NOTHING!

Phil: Yeah he said nothing

Leo: Yeah sure.. but reread your message

Luis: Oh for Fuck sake

Leo: Language!

Luis: Really.. REALLY...

Leo: 😂😂😂😂

Phil: Chill Luis

Leo: Calm down mano just messing with you

Ney: Don't you mean Messi-ing 😏

Phil:🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Luis: I have enough on my plate with Geri messing with me.. I really can't handle more messing.. please

Leo: Alright alright

Luis: Thank you! Now back to Ney's big bird suit

Phil: NO

Leo: NO

Ney: Why are you the way you are

Luis: I should be asking you that question

Ney: I hope the next color to blow up in your face is yellow, and I hope I am there to see it..

Ney: While Yellow is playing

Luis: Dafuq

Ney: Yeah you heard me

Luis:😒😒

Ney: And it was aaalll.. Yellow🚩⚂⚠️🚸☣☢📓⚡☄🌞🌝☀️🌜🌛🌙🌟⭐🐥🦆🐤🌻🎒👚👟💫💥💛

Luis: Alright.. we got it. Yellow

Leo: I swear am surrounded by children..

Luis: I know right

Leo: You are one of them. Shut up

Phil:😂

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1 January 2019

Ney: HAPPY NEW YEAR FAM!!! I LOVE AND MISS ALL OF YOU SO MUCH!!❤❤❤

Phil: Happy New Year mano!!🤙🏼❤

Ney: 💜

Luis: Happy New year Goldilocks💚

Ney: Get over it Gordo

Phil: It is 2019.. could we leave that in 2018 please.. It got boring

Luis: It looks horrible and should have been gone even before he did it

Phil: It is pointless..

Ney: I am not gonna reply.. I am bigger than Pinkneck over here

Phil: Obviously 😒🤦🏽‍♂️

Ney: ANYWAYS.. How did you spend your NYE?

Luis: With the family

Phil: Same here 🤗

Leo: Happy New Year boys!!💙💙💙

Ney:❤❤

Phil: Happy New Year Leo!💚

Luis: Happy New Year bro!💙❤

Ney: @Leo can you please tell Pinkneck that his jokes are so last year?

Ney: Check that.. His jokes were never in.

Leo: Nope. Not going down that road again. Sorry.

Luis: HA

Phil: Nothing to laugh about here bro.

Ney: 😒😒😒😒😒

9 January 2018

Phil: Mano.. Please for the love of everything good Would you stop including me in your attempts to drag Geri.

Ney: 👀👀 Hello.. someone said drag...

Phil: I do not need this Neymar

Ney: Hey I was not the one who dragged you along with him on this dangerous path.

Ney: What did Pinkneck even do this time

Phil:

Ney: Oooooohhhh Philippe!🔥🔥🔥NICE

Phil: Please.. Spare me.. please

Luis: BUT THAT WAS EPIC!!!

Phil: IT HAPPENS EVERYDAY WHAT IS SO EPIC ABOUT IT.. Just do not drag me along with you on this highway to Geri-prank-Hell

Ney: 😂 Highway to Geri-prank-Hell😂😂 good one Phil 🤘🏼😏

Phil: I am not joking! You see how Luis is.. He is basically a rainbowman now.. I do not need that.

Ney added Geri

Phil: What part of "I do not need that" was not clear for you

Luis: Sure.. yeah add him when your locks are gone.. dammit Neymar

Geri: So.. Why am I here again? What did Luis do?

Luis: You just assume I did something.. the audacity

Geri: Didn't you?

Ney: He did.

Phil: I just want to make something clear.. For the record, I have nothing to do with anything Luis does.. Ever.

Geri: Okay?

Phil: Okay good.

Leo: Hey Geri

Geri: What's up Leo

Geri: @Luis.. Ney just showed me what you did..

Luis:🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ Man It was just a joke

Geri: Of course. I totally get that.

Luis: 😅 Thanks man

Geri: Yeah no problem gordo.. Just like the next thing I do to you is also a joke.

Phil: This is never going to end.. It's gonna go on forever

Ney: Or until Luis moves away to a secluded Island.

Geri: In this day in age .. There is nowhere to hide my friend 😏

Ney:🙊

Leo: @Geri are you not tired of this yet?

Geri: Never.

Leo: Well I am.. please stop

Geri: I am only reacting.

Leo: I know that but the cycle...

Geri: I can't help it

Leo: Except you can

Luis: A true friend right there. Tell him @Leo

Leo: I am talking to both of you here Luis Alberto.

Ney: Ouch

Geri: It's our reality now.. sorry..

Geri: Alright. Bye again

Ney: See ya Geri

Geri left

Leo: Bare the consequences.

Luis: I mean to be honest.. what more can he do..

Leo: Guess you'll find out soon.. dumbass

Ney: 🙊🙊

Leo: @Ney be careful that is all I am saying

Ney: I did nothing.

Leo: I'm just saying.

Phil: How do you even live with this stress @Luis

Luis: 5 years of practice I guess

Phil: Jeez.. I could never

Leo: You don't have to.

Phil: Is this why you left @Ney? You were over having to go through this stress?

Ney: Absolutely not.. also can you not bring this up right now?

Phil: What? You being scared or you doing something I will never understand?

Ney: Just leave it Philippe

Phil: Sensitive topic.. okay

Luis: He was scared

Ney: So off.

Leo: 😐🙄

Ney: Okay.. Gotta go.. Ciao🤙🏼

Luis: My point exactly.. Scared

Leo: 😩😩

Leo: @Luis Thiago and I are waiting for you and Benja.

Luis: Yeah on my way.. 20 mins and I'll be there.

Leo: Okay.

[palaugranetes]

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21 October 2018

Ney: 3 WEEKS?!

Phil: Huh?

Ney: Leo will be really out for 3 WEEKS!?

Phil: Oh.. yeah.. 😞😞

Ney: WHAT THE...

Luis: 😞

Ney: I just read about it.. how

Luis: Bad fall

Leo: It's going to be okay

Ney: LEO.. How are you?? You feeling better? How's your arm?? Do you need anything??

Leo: I'm good Ney thanks 💜

Ney: You sure??

Luis: What are you supposed to do even.. you are all the way in Paris.

Phil: Actually Portugal

Luis: IN GENERAL kid

Phil: Oh.. right

Leo: It's really okay Ney, Luis and Phil have been helping me. It's all good.

Phil: Yeah!💜

Ney: Oh... Okay

22 October 2018

Ney: It was so good to see you guys.

Luis: I cannot believe you came all the way to Barcelona just to give Leo some balloons..

Ney: pfff... what?? No.. I just missed the city..

Ney: Also I happened to have some business to handle in good ol' BCN

Phil: What Business, you were literally hanging out either with us or with your son the entire time

Luis: His son?? I haven't seen Davi in so long. How is the little guy? Benja misses him

Phil: No no not Davi. Arthur

Luis: I'm confused.. Who's Arthur?

Phil: Now you don't know who Arthur is?? Our Arthur

Luis: Arthur Arthur?? Our Arthur??? As in Melo??

Phil: The one and only.. didn't you see his ig story??

Luis: Bold of you to assume I watch his ig stories..

Phil: Well he said it there.

Luis: Right.. Okay

Ney:[Phil: What Business, you were literally hanging out either with us or with your son the entire time] I did not.. It's.. secret business

Luis: How are you even here when you are under the Geri threat..

Ney: 😕 I did not think of that. Oh God..

Luis: Of course you didn't

Ney: I just really wanted to check up on Leo

Ney: And of course you guys

Phil: Awwh

Luis: Of course.. Good luck

Luis: Okay I gotta go now

Leo: That was so sweet of you Ney. Also Thiago was happy to see you again

Ney: 😍 I missed those little ones.. Mateo is so feisty I love it 😂

Leo: 😅😅😅 Yeah he is something else

24 October 2018

Leo: Felicidades hermano!!! ❤❤❤ May God bless him!! I'm so happy for you familia. Send my best to Sofi❤

Phil: Luisitooo parabens mano!!❤❤❤

Leo: It will be your turn soon😃

Phil: Yes! I cannot wait! 😍😍

Ney: Hermanooooooooo!!! Muitas felicidades para voces! Que Deus o abençoe😍😍🙏🏻🙏🏻😍❤❤❤❤

Luis: Thank you guys so much💛

Leo: How is Sofi??

Luis: She is great!! What a champion😍😍😍

Leo: Speaking of Champions.. Good luck tonight guys @Luis @Phil ❤💙 Do us proud! I know you can win this.

Luis: We will give our all I promise.

Phil: 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💙❤

Ney: Once again.. What am I a tree??

Ney: And don't you even say anything gordo.

Leo: Uhh... Yeah.. Good luck to you. Not your team though..

Ney: 😐😐

Luis: Accurate.

Phil: 😂

Leo: I mean come on..

Ney: yeah yeah..

Ney: I can't even imagine if one day I join Madrid what might happen

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Ney: I guess.. Good luck to you too.. but um.. not your team..

Phil: Very convincing

Luis: I saw that. I will disown you.

Ney: I said nothing

Luis: Sure you didn't

Ney: I DID NOT!

Luis: Okay!

Ney: I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING!

Luis: I SAID OKAY!!!! JEEZ!

Phil: Stop yelling!!

Leo: I swear you two bicker more than my sons.. And they are infants!!

Phil: 🙄🙄

Luis: 😒😒😒

Ney:😕😕😕😕

Leo: I'm going to take a nap now.. you guys get ready

Luis: aye aye Captain!👨🏻‍✈️

Leo: Ha ha ha Very funny

Luis: Thanks I know

Ney: Sweet dreams Leo

Phil: When you say that to Geri it's even funnier 😂

Ney: Geri...................................................................

Luis: You missed a point

Ney: .