#feat arthur

[chiikawaland]

“Draw your favorite character with your problems” well what if he already canonically has a dissociative disorder

[palaugranetes]

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12 August 2019

Ney added Arthur

Ney added Rafa

Ney: Listen here people.

Ney: Especially the two people I just added here.

Phil: umm.. what is going on?

Luis: You are really doing this right now..

Ney is typing...

Phil: Feliz Aniversario irmão @Arthur🤙🏼❤💙 Deus abençoe sua vida!

Ney is typing...

Luis: Feliz Cumple crackazo @Arthur! Bendiciones❤❤

Leo: Muchísimas felicidades crack!! Larga y feliz vida para vos🙏🏻❤🤗

Ney is typing...

Phil: Wow it's been so long since we've seen this

Luis: You're right.. but why..

Rafa: Excuse me why am I here? What even is this?!👀

Phil: I honestly cannot help you there. We don't even know what this is.

Rafa: Right.. Helpful..

Luis: It's Neymess that's what it is.

Ney is typing...

Rafa: Neymess?

Phil: There's a whole dictionary of words @Rafa.. like the thing happening right now.. we call it a neytext.. it's just an endless "Ney is typing..." series

Rafa: HE DOES DO THAT!! Every damn time. Wow I can't believe it happened so much you guys named it

Ney is typing...

Leo: He's still going?

Luis: I think this is a new record.

Arthur: Muito obrigado!! @Leo @Phil @Luis 🤙🏼💚❤💙🙏🏻

Rafa: SPEAK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Leo: Do I even need to ask?

Phil: You might have to.. We don't even know what happened to him.

Luis: I swear if he fell asleep on us again I will kick his ass

Rafa: Neymar Da Silva Santos Junior you better say something in the next 3 seconds or so help me I am cancelling our next trip.

Arthur: I am so confused right now

Phil: Been there mano.. you get used to it

Ney: I know we are friends and all that

Ney is typing...

Luis: BOY I AM ABOUT TO PUT THE END IN FRIEND INTO EFFECT IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN! Spit it out!

Ney: It is not right that you guys get to hang out everyday and make plans and use MY nickname! It's just not fair to anyone.

Phil: Anyone?

Ney: I'm anyone

Arthur: Oh.. So that's why..

Rafa: You have got to be shitting me.

Rafa left

Luis: Oh for fudge sake!

Luis: Fuck*

Luis: Are you being serious right now.. Are you 10?

Phil: No not even A 10 year old would do that..

Ney: Well excuse me for expressing my feelings..

Arthur: He's sensitive @Luis

Phil: There's sensitive and then there's Ney

Ney: What is that supposed to mean Philippe

Arthur: 😯

Phil: Take is as you like Neymar

Luis: Type A Drama king.

Arthur: I'm just gonna follow Rafa and leave.. This is.. I can't handle this.

Arthur: Thank you again guys for the birthday wishes. See you back tomorrow🤙🏼❤💙

Arthur Left

Leo: @Luis why am I getting 30 messages/minute?

Luis: How the hell would I know, it's your phone

Leo: From Ney

Luis: No idea whatsoever

Leo: oh really

Luis: Yes

Leo: Really

Luis: Yes

Leo: You're gonna make me say it?

Luis: I don't know what you are talking about

Phil: Oh for crying out loud. He called him type A drama king.

Luis: 😒

Leo: I know @Phil

Phil: Well why didn't you just say so...

Leo: Just messing with him

Luis: Oh fun 😒

Leo: Take it as you dish it out mano

Luis: I wouldn't have to if he would just dial down the drama just a bit

Leo: You two feed-off of each other. It's a 2 way street

Phil: Oh snap

Luis: Did you just call me..

Leo: Take it as you want Luis

Phil: A type A drama King

Luis: Low blow

Ney: Oh how the tables have turned

Leo: 😂😂😂

Leo: My turn for the carpool tomorrow. Neither of you @Phil @Luis be late or I am leaving without you.

Phil: You got it

Luis: Yeah yeah I'll bring the mate.

Luis: 🍵?

Phil: Soup?

Luis: We need a mate emoji.

Leo: Agreed

Phil: 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ney: 😩😩😩😩

Luis: Go back to what you were doing. I'm out ✌🏻

Leo: So both Rafa and Arthur left?

Phil: Yes

Leo: For good?

Phil: I don't know you decide

Ney: Yes

Phil: Rude.

Ney: Shut it

Leo: I'm sure they'll pop back in some time or another

Phil: Sure why not

Ney: 3 is company. 4 is a crowd. 6 is a mess.

Luis: Then leave and we'll only be 5.

Ney: Didn't you say you were out?

Luis: Now I am.

[meanwhile-in-hetalia]

Meanwhile, in SweFra

[at lunch]

England: So, how did you date go the other night?

France: I told him to text me when he got home.

England: And?

France: Arthur...I think Berwald is homeless.

[meanwhile-in-hetalia]

Meanwhile, in RusAme

England: *Standing there with his arms crossed, scowling.*

Russia: Look, I'm sorry you caught us having sex in your bathroom.

America: Yeah, if it makes you feel any better, when I tried to put my pants back on, I dropped them in the toilet.